Detox waterKaleA burger that costs more than $17Brunch that costs more than $24DoughnutsAlmond milkSweet potato friesPopcorn that costs more than $8Chia seedsA smoothie bowlCoconut waterCucumber juiceCereal from a cereal barFood served on a boardVia Sophie GaddAnything matcha-based
If You've Eaten 14 Out Of These 24 Things, You're A Food Asshole
You're definitely not a food asshole. You like potato chips and cow's milk, because they're perfect the way they are, and you generally stay away from whatever trendy unicorn atrocity is lighting up Instagram next. Honestly, it's not a bad way to roll.
You're ALMOST a food asshole. You've been tempted by many a schmancy brunch spread, but you also like simple-ass, normal-people food. In short, you're open to lots of different things, and it's cool.
Yeaaaa, you're a food asshole. But don't worry, most of us are.
This post was translated from French.