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#22 was my submission from my alternate account, the bed and apartment weren't the only issues. He also told me he loved me after the first time we hung out(at his house) and I tried to let him down gently and instead of listening, he said "you talk too much" and kissed me. I managed… Read More

I used to work at a haunted house. Once year, I played the "mad man in the cage"(I'm a woman, but my costume was convincing). There was this one group of teenagers who went through that were being total jerks to everyone. So, when they were coming around the corner to my scene, instead… Read More

I have a permanent scar on my hand that looks like claw marks. Was I attacked by an animal? No. I tried to open a beer bottle with a metal candle holder. To make matters worse, the cap ended up being a twist off.

My mom's friend told me that I shouldn't be on medication and that all I need to get rid of my generalized anxiety disorder, OCD, depression, and ADHD, is to go outside every once in awhile. I told her that I need the meds, they've really helped me, and I actually go outside frequently… Read More

Today I tried to hop up onto my bed, missed my bed completely, and landed on the floor.

When my brother was three or four, my mom was going through old pictures and came across a picture of her Papa. He had passed away when I was about five and my brother is nine years younger than me. My brother, who had never seen him before, even in pictures, pointed, laughed, and… Read More

Not a parent, but as a nanny I had this kid that would always immediately stick his hand into his poopy diaper mid-change if you weren't fast enough to stop him. Even worse, if you weren't fast enough to stop him, he'd try to put it in his poop hand in his mouth. Luckily, I managed… Read More

When I lived in a dorm I had one of those emergency lights that plug into the wall to charge and then automatically turn on when the power goes out. One night the power went out, and I took it out of the wall to use as a flashlight. I accidentally dropped it in the sink. Once the… Read More

Forcibly put her pants back on her after she took them off in front of a police officer on the sidewalk in a very high traffic area one night. She was drunk and didn't want to wear pants anymore. She did get fined, but luckily, nothing more than that.

Also, the Dead Undead movie, which is about "good" vampires fighting zombie vampires. It's cheesy as hell. There are tons of weird historically incorrect flashbacks and it makes literally no sense whatsoever but it is so insane that it's funny.