You don't give a damn about your bad reputation.
Spoiler: Things are much worse than you think.
After this your own enemies won't seem as bad. Or it might just give you some new ideas on how to deal with them.
Because if you adopt these no one can bring you down from your throne. Plus, it's two of the Internet's favorite things: lists and quotes.
Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by New Year's Eve.