14 Perfect Responses To Skinny Boy Body-Shaming

    We're not small. We're fun-size.

    1. Do you remember that time I asked for your opinion?... I don't.

    2. My body, my business.

    3. I'm flattered that my body is something you've obviously spent some time thinking about.

    4. I wasn't aware that I was supposed to be living my life for you.

    5. Do you actually think before you speak or...

    6. I might be skinny, but at least I'm not ignorant and rude.

    7. Excuse me while I go cry in a corner and start planning my new diet.

    8. You might want to cover up. I think your jealousy is showing.

    9. Kiss my skinny ass.

    10. Why don't you try that sentence over again, champ?

    11. Is it cold up there on your throne?

    12. Thanks for sharing.

    13. There is no way to win when it comes to weight in this society. When you're skinny, you need to gain weight. When you're big, you need to lose weight. When you're average, you need to gain muscle. Live your life for you, not for other people.