The Wachowskis' new foray into television has a lot to offer. But when you have eight main characters in eight different parts of the world IN ADDITION TO the overarching sci-fi plot, you're going to have to kick your attention span into high gear!
On April Fool's Day of 2011, I went into the hall bathroom and immediately discovered what the annual prank had been: someone had placed live fish—guppies, perhaps—in the toilet bowls. There was one fish per bowl, and the poor little things were half-hidden, with their heads poking…Â
Re #12: That's the first time I've ever heard someone so unsure of how to spell the word "thereof" that the vile "their of" had to be created. *shudder*
Dr. Zizmor actually works out at my gym. One time he asked one of the women at the front desk to spot him a few bucks. Um…if you have the money to pay for those tacky posters riddled with typographical errors, you have enough for a cab, honey.
Regarding #16:
How could anyone—ANYONE—ever like the sound of computer keys?! Whenever I hear it, I want to punch the wall or take a flying leap! I've had to wear earplugs and noise-canceling headphones in school and at work for years just to block out that terrible…Â
The first time I heard Rihanna's "Pon de Replay," I thought she was singing, "Oh, Mr. Deejay, would you <i>take a piece of gum</i>," instead of "<b>turn the music up</b>."
Does <i>anyone</i> remember that Focus on the Family commercial he was in a few years back? Focus on the Family opposes LGBT rights, divorce, abortion, and even evolution, and this guy still endorsed the organization. Why people like Tebow in light of his discriminatory and backward…Â
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