When I was about 7, I had just discovered masturbation and I was going at it when my mum walked in. For some reason, instead of stopping, I kept going but brought my hand up so I was frantically rubbing my stomach. I then proceeded to say « my stomach feels funny » after she had JUST…Â
I have a cat called Rosie - I call her
Rose
Röschen (fam is German)
Baby girl
Baby cat
Lovely girl
Beautiful cat/baby
Gorgeous little cat
My little kitten
My love…Â
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