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The person who had my phone number before me was a drug dealer, and I used to get random texts (and calls) at all hours of the day or night asking me to hook them up. Sometimes it was just "I'm outside" at like 3 am, which was frightening until I realized they had no way of knowing… Read More

Thanks for this (not YOU, Kyle, you're useless). I'm always looking for new no- or low-sugar drinking options, and there are a few here I haven't tried yet. I heartily endorse the entire Georgian Bay line, especially the Strawberry Smashed Soda. So delicious! I just wish I could find… Read More

I'm calling shenanigans on #1. First of all, no cat in the history of ever could make two pawprints perfectly placed in the middle of two separate dumplings with no other collateral damage. And secondly, those prints have only 3 pads. Cats have 4. So fake.

My cat has a personal pint glass, filled with water and ice every night at bedtime. It's the only glass that fits his fat head.

I literally just came in here to say the same thing about suckers vs. lollipops. Are you Canadian by any chance? Also, I would call that a knapsack. A backpack or rucksack is bigger to my mind.

She brought her girlfriend along. And not in a sexy way.

86. And I make no apologies for not having finished Ulysses or One Hundred Years of Solitude, because the first was incomprehensible and the second was boring as f*ck. And the Da Vinci code has no place on this list. And I love Harry Potter as much as anyone, but really? REALLY?

The Family. Great concept, brilliant writing, and exceptional acting. And it ended with such a twist! Last Man on Earth. Strange Empire. New Amsterdam (the original one, not the current show of this name)

Are we just...not going to mention Super Dickmann? Yes, I'm 12.

There is a real estate agent in Toronto called Punch Sockalingam. Full name Panchalingam Sockalingam.