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19 Times Wrong-Number Texts Spiraled Way, Way Out Of Control

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1. The Joe text:

Text of someone saying is this joe or the wrong number and the other person says joe mama

2. The scammer text:

Text of a scammer texting 20 people at the same time

3. The right-number text:

Text of a person asking someone what the right number is after being told they have the wrong one

4. The warning text:

Text of a picture of grapes with consider this a fucking warning under it

5. The tuna text:

Text of someone saying pricilla you stink like tuna everyday

6. The Shrek text:

Picture of teens worshipping shrek on the cross and then wrong number

7. The mule text:

Y’all... this is the best wrong number text I’ve ever received. Hoping the mule gets the shoes he needs.

8. The green-bean text:

text to someone saying i can't believe how cheap green beans are and someone says who is this and what green beans

9. The schedule text:

Text of a person asking what the right number is to the wrong number the texted

10. The cheese text:

Text of someone messaging a number about what cheese they had at lunch then realizing they had the wrong number but the other person says smoked gouda

11. The Lysol text:

Text of a person asking whether to get lysol or clorox wipes and the other answered with a ridiculously detailed explanation of why to get lysol

12. The potluck text:

Text of someone saying i'm bringing chili 10 times in a row

13. The Ashly text:

Text of a man sexting only to get owned by the other person who says i don't think 9 inches is your problem if you're sending unsolicited dick picks

14. The corncob text:

Text of two men sharing a corn on the cob together lovingly

15. The property text:

Text of someone asking to buy property and the other person says 18 million cash leave it in a briefcase on the corner

16. The princess text:

Text of someone saying princess and then sorry wrong number and the other person says come back i'll be your princess

17. The butthole text:

Text reading we're back in the hospital because jake set his butthole on fire again

18. The cryptic text:

Guys I just received this extremely cryptic text from a wrong number

19. The Brittney text:

Text of someone named Helen texting someone named Christi and someone named Brittney pulling some shit at the neighborhood bbq

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