32 Sex Toys That'll Give You So Many Orgasms In 2019
No better way to ring in the New Year than with quality orgasms!
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1. A festive confetti dildo so you can come multiple times before and after the clock strikes 12. Happy New Year, indeed.
2. A customer-fave wand vibrator that packs a serious punch despite its compact size — use one of its 20 settings on your partner when they're, ahem, in a bind.
4. A pretty penguin clit vibrator with 11 different modes to drive you crazy, because they mate for life and your private parts aren't excluded.
5. A Satisfyer Pro 2, a truly touch-free clit stimulator with super-cool vacuum technology for an intense end to your ~private time~. Who needs oral when you have this, baby?
7. An oral sex stimulator, because it isn't just foreplay, you heathens, it's the main event. Multiple orgasms are just a vibration away!
8. A Fleshlight to jack into till the crows come home, because it's the magnum opus to penis owners everywhere.
9. A clitoral vibe with 10 different settings and five intensities so you can hum and moan all night, since you love variety.
11. A fancy rabbit vibe with eight different speeds and sensations for that double orgasm you've been waiting for.
12. A discreet necklace vibe to wear at every event just in case you feel like getting a little frisky. We won't tell if you do.
13. A beginner's strap-on you and your partner can enjoy... together. It even has a flared base for a little backdoor action.
14. A dual vibe to surround their clit with the greatest vibrations man has ever known. Kind of like surround sound, but for sex.
15. A kinky handcuff and blindfold set for when you wanna get your 50 Shades of Grey on in real time.
17. A lipstick massager complete with multiple speed patterns you can absolutely take on vacation to make it even more ~relaxing~.
18. A "butterfly kiss" massager to gently but consistently press upon your sensitive bits until you say stop.
20. A hand dildo. You'd use your own, but it gets tired sometimes and this right here is sturdy silicone.
21. A fingertip vibrator you can fit in your pocket or purse just in case you're up for a little exhibitionist action, like Janet Jackson in "Any Time, Any Place."
22. A simple velvet touch vibe you can use for clitoral or vaginal stimulation. A jack of all trades and the master of your orgasm!
23. An array of sweet heart candy butt plugs so you can keep your butthole stretched until Valentine's Day.
24. A vibrating cock ring to keep your junk nice and alert while you're getting down in-between the sheets.
25. A gargantuan purple monster capable of giving you the multiple orgasms you've been waiting all year for.
27. A strapless strap-on vibrator because there's no reason for you not to get it on with your partner while having a squirting O at the same damn time.
28. A double-sided dildo both you and your boo can ride together. Or use it by your lonesome, whatever!
29. A truly magical magic wand. Not only does it get the hard-to-reach kinks out of your back, but it will literally have you reaching a peak where tears come out of your eyes. It's THAT good, y'all.
31. A G-spot vibrator with a twist base for multiple speeds, to take you from 0 to 100 orgasms before you can say the word "squirt."
32. An egg-shaped toy with super quiet vibrations so you can buzz your way into ecstasy over and over again.
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