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This $20 Vibrator Might Be The Best Thing You Ever Buy On Amazon

Oh yeah, and it's Prime-eligible! *adds to cart, never leaves home for a month*

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Hello! Do you like orgasms?

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Perhaps you are also a fan of affordable, powerful vibrators that can be discreetly delivered to your door in one day?

Well then, have I got some sweet-as-hell news for you! The Shibari Mini Halo ($19.90) fits the bill as perfectly as it fits into your hand — plus, you'll be on your way to O-town in one day flat if you're a Prime member.

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It's a smaller version of the original Shibari Halo Wand, but with the added bonus of an impressive 20 vibration patterns and eight speed settings — almost as as impressive as how many orgasms are in store, tbh. The toy is designed with a bendable neck and a high-quality silicone grip, and since it's wireless and USB-chargeable, that means no pesky wires ever killin' the mood from here on out!

You had me at 20 vibration settings.

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It's water-resistant, so you can have fun rain or shine (interpret that as you will), and it's easy to clean — antibacterial toy cleaner is typically advised. And if you're going out of town, its size makes it convenient to slip it into your carry-on...though, fair warning, you may never want to come home. (Thank you, here all night.)

It's also quiet enough that you won't let on to any roommates that you're hosting a party in your room and the Mini Halo's the only one invited! It's "'take it to a movie theatre' quiet," as one satisfied customer attests to.

But if you're still not sold, this bad boy has nearly 2,000 positive reviews from customers who have been feeling some preeetttty good vibes lately.

"My man bought this to use on me because I’m notorious for having trouble finishing. No longer an issue. It’s now multiple times back to back. The record is five and we only stopped because I was wearing out. I think he’s jealous." —Avery"Oh. My. God. That's all you really need to know. But just for review's sake, I used to sell similar items and am well-versed on the subject. This is one of the best buys EVER. I highly recommend buying two. It's extremely...inconvenient...when the battery dies unexpectedly. Don't be angry. Buy a backup. Buy five." —Andrea W."Powerful and small. Comes with a little cloth drawstring pouch. The hidden charge port is a nice feature. Feels pretty durable. There are a ton of speeds and pulse settings. If you're not careful, you'll buzz yourself into another dimension with this thing." —Morgan Dean"Couldn't be happier. I've never liked vibrators in my entire life. But this.... Is a miracle. Trust and believe. It takes some getting used to. Especially for someone as sensitive as I am. But work up to it. You'll never regret it." —Tyler
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"My man bought this to use on me because I’m notorious for having trouble finishing. No longer an issue. It’s now multiple times back to back. The record is five and we only stopped because I was wearing out. I think he’s jealous." —Avery

"Oh. My. God. That's all you really need to know. But just for review's sake, I used to sell similar items and am well-versed on the subject. This is one of the best buys EVER. I highly recommend buying two. It's extremely...inconvenient...when the battery dies unexpectedly. Don't be angry. Buy a backup. Buy five." —Andrea W.

"Powerful and small. Comes with a little cloth drawstring pouch. The hidden charge port is a nice feature. Feels pretty durable. There are a ton of speeds and pulse settings. If you're not careful, you'll buzz yourself into another dimension with this thing." —Morgan Dean

"Couldn't be happier. I've never liked vibrators in my entire life. But this.... Is a miracle. Trust and believe. It takes some getting used to. Especially for someone as sensitive as I am. But work up to it. You'll never regret it." —Tyler

The rumors are true: Despite how cute this lil' thing is, it truly packs a punch.

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"All I can say is WOW. I love this thing! I have a lot of sex toys, including a Hitachi — which I used right after this to compare. This Shibari is easily my new favorite toy of all time. It's super powerful but not in the way that can hurt a bit like the Hitachi. Absolutely mind-blowing and got the job done within a minute, literally. I think I discovered a new kind of orgasm. Definitely would buy again." —Amazon Customer

"Pocket nirvana on the go. So I was initially suspect about this vibrator upon initially seeing the price but after receiving it I was pleasantly surprised to see that Shibari hasn't skimped on power in this tiny device. Despite some initial confusion regarding the various settings (the paper instructions are... not helpful to say the least) once you've got the hang of the controls you've got a powerful device capable of getting the job done. A great alternative to the much louder (and much larger) Magic Wand.

Tips: To charge the device, you poke a hole at the bottom of the vibrator with the pointy end of the charger. The bottom does not screw off and the silicone at the bottom is not a cover. I repeat: *the bottom does not come off*. A nice tip to avoid damaging the device upon first use. The silicone feels great on the hands and is easy to clean up. It also comes with a string pouch to store the device in. The Mini Halo isn't very loud. It isn't a whisper quiet vibrator but it's not super loud like some other devices on the market." —Sparthy

"This thing will mix pancakes, waffle mix, brownie mix, it does it all. I've driven door frame nails with this bad boy. Do you need a drink shaken and stirred? Drop this bad boy in for a quarter of a second and your mixed drink is ready to go. I accidentally left it running in the house when I left for work one morning and I noticed the drink in my truck was vibrating like the scene in Jurassic Park when the T-Rex is stomping up to the jeep. By applying this thing to the outside of your form, this will help get the air pockets out of construction grade concrete. The local USGS station triangulated a new seismic disturbance in my rural county. After an inspection to determine we were not fracking in my backyard, I had to reveal the true cause, the Shibari Mini Halo." —Andrew

And if all that doesn't compel to you purchase this truly magical wand, I direct you to Exhibit A, Tim M.:

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"My wife no longer needs me." —Tim M.

Life is too short to deprive yourself the gift of this incredible vibrator. Use it by yourself, use it with a partner, use it in the shower... Just buy the damn thing already!

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Get it from Amazon for $19.90 (available in black and pink).

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