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Anyone With A Clitoris Needs To Stop What They're Doing And Buy This Sex Toy

There's only one thing to say about Lelo's Sona clitoral massager...~It's clit~.

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As a journalist, I consider it my duty to share important discoveries with the world.

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So, when there exists a product on the interwebs receiving reviews such as this, I can't just let it go without sharing:

"I didn’t know what an orgasm should feel like until I used this! This product is UNBELIEVABLE!!! It's like a pulse everywhere you didn’t know you needed it. This is just what I need to get right over the edge. It feels so fantastic I can’t handle it. I LOVE THIS!" —Alyssa

What is this thing, and how do I get my, er...hands on it, you ask? Why, it's the Sona clitoral massager by fan-favorite sex toy brand Lelo. This eight-setting, waterproof wonder uses sonic pulses to stimulate every part of your clit at the same dang time.

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And the wild part is that it doesn't even touch your clitoris — it surrounds it, but the pulses feel like direct contact. Feel free to use it with a partner or for some ~solo~ fun!

And what exactly do I mean by every part of your clit? Here's a little anatomy lesson: The clitoris is larger than just the little nub that most people think of (and that most vibrators stimulate). It actually has a lot of internal parts that want some love, too. And Sona's pulses reach the whole thing.

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The things they don't teach you in sex ed, amirite?!?

The Sona comes in two provocatively pulsating models, the original Sona and the Sona Cruise. Both are awesome, and the only difference is that the Cruise is updated with a feature called "cruise control" —which means it saves 20% of its power when you're just holding it against you normally, and automatically kicks that extra power into gear when you push it against you hard. That way, the motor stays just as powerful even under pressure.

Both models (thankfully) come with a USB charger, because I think we can all agree that having to change batteries is the actual worst.

But now, it's time for me to shut up about clitorises and pulsations and all that technical stuff and just show you how much people love this thing. The reviews speak — very candidly — for themselves.

"I never write reviews, but I wanted to share my honest opinion for someone who might be on the fence about buying this. I'm usually big on super-powerful wand-type vibes, as I prefer pressure and deep rumbly vibrations on a large area to precise clitoral stimulation. The Sona Cruise is definitely precise stimulation, and it's different. Really different. It took me a few tries to find THE SPOT to place it. But once I did, the orgasms from this thing were UNBELIEVABLE. I'm glad I went with the Cruise model, as it has an extra burst of power when I press it up against me harder and that helps push me over the edge. I still wouldn't replace my wand-type vibes, ever. But this is definitely a fun addition to the toy box. I look forward to trying it out in the tub (yes, it's waterproof!) and I also appreciate that it's small and easier to transport than a larger vibe. This comes with a pouch so it could be thrown in my purse and no one would be the wiser." —Wildflower345"Wow does this work well. My wife came four times in less than two minutes. I highly recommend this product." —Terrence Hall"This thing just became one of my top five most prized possessions. I do not consider myself a multi-orgasmic woman. This toy showed up today and I was able to use it for the first time around 3 p.m. It's now 5:20 p.m., for reference. I've used this toy now for a combined total of about 35 minutes in two sessions. In that time, I've had at least 15 orgasms. I say at least because once I got past about four or five consecutive ones it became very difficult to keep track. It took me about five to ten minutes in my first session to figure out what I was doing, and that time was very unpleasant. But I am so amazingly glad I did not give up. Use a lot of lube. This isn't like a regular vibrator. The intensity sneaks up on you fast. The Sona Cruise has seriously just changed my sex life and sexual satisfaction level irrevocably. The most orgasms I've ever had in a row before this is two. I'm pretty sure that earlier today I managed nine in a row before I had to stop. I realize I'm gushing (pun utterly, completely intended) about this toy, but there aren't enough words." —Hannahbannanah
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"I never write reviews, but I wanted to share my honest opinion for someone who might be on the fence about buying this. I'm usually big on super-powerful wand-type vibes, as I prefer pressure and deep rumbly vibrations on a large area to precise clitoral stimulation. The Sona Cruise is definitely precise stimulation, and it's different. Really different. It took me a few tries to find THE SPOT to place it. But once I did, the orgasms from this thing were UNBELIEVABLE. I'm glad I went with the Cruise model, as it has an extra burst of power when I press it up against me harder and that helps push me over the edge. I still wouldn't replace my wand-type vibes, ever. But this is definitely a fun addition to the toy box. I look forward to trying it out in the tub (yes, it's waterproof!) and I also appreciate that it's small and easier to transport than a larger vibe. This comes with a pouch so it could be thrown in my purse and no one would be the wiser." —Wildflower345

"Wow does this work well. My wife came four times in less than two minutes. I highly recommend this product." —Terrence Hall

"This thing just became one of my top five most prized possessions. I do not consider myself a multi-orgasmic woman. This toy showed up today and I was able to use it for the first time around 3 p.m. It's now 5:20 p.m., for reference. I've used this toy now for a combined total of about 35 minutes in two sessions. In that time, I've had at least 15 orgasms. I say at least because once I got past about four or five consecutive ones it became very difficult to keep track. It took me about five to ten minutes in my first session to figure out what I was doing, and that time was very unpleasant. But I am so amazingly glad I did not give up. Use a lot of lube. This isn't like a regular vibrator. The intensity sneaks up on you fast. The Sona Cruise has seriously just changed my sex life and sexual satisfaction level irrevocably. The most orgasms I've ever had in a row before this is two. I'm pretty sure that earlier today I managed nine in a row before I had to stop. I realize I'm gushing (pun utterly, completely intended) about this toy, but there aren't enough words." —Hannahbannanah

Several reviewers report that this little gizmo is so amazing that it tends to, shall we say...bring on the waterworks.

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"I bought this as a present for my wife. To be blunt, it caused her to squirt within three minutes of the first use." —Jason F.

"I personally love waterproof toys. Shower time often ends up being playtime for me as well, so I ordered this really hoping that I had found a new toy to add to my arsenal. I was not disappointed. When I told my husband about it, he told me that I needed to write a review with an exact quote of what I told him: 'If I ever use this outside of the shower, I will need to make sure I have a towel down.' It's intense and fast. Using it at the lowest setting I was able to climax in less than two minutes. Normally, when participating in self-pleasure, I'm only able to achieve climax once, but with the Sona Cruise it was multiple times, to the point of gushing." —Lynblue

"I got this in the mail today and charged it. I put on a dab of lube and started it up. One and a half minutes later (SERIOUSLY) I had my first squirting orgasm!!!!!!! I have NEVER had an orgasm like this!!!!! It was worth every penny!!!!!!" —HAPPYLADY

And I will leave you with this one last review, which pretty much sums it all up:

"This is all I want to do. Life is complete." —carlos saenz

So what are you waiting for???? Get shopping!

Get the Sona from Amazon for $69+ (available in three colors), Jet for $69 (available in three colors), Target for $69, Lelo for $99 (available in three colors), or Lovehoney for $99.99.

Get the Sona Cruise from Jet for $99+ (available in three colors), Amazon for $111.58+ (available in two colors) or Lelo for $129 (available in three colors).

Complete your ~special package~ with some water-based lube for $7.95 and some antibacterial toy cleaner for $10.27, both from Amazon.

Your body will thank you.

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