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15 Sex Toys For Anyone Who Wants To Squirt Their Brains Out

"This dildo has absolutely no chill," AKA time to turn on the water works 💦.

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1. A waterproof Satisfyer Pro 2 for anyone who wants to get their clit sucked 'til they squirt like Squirtle showing off at a pool party.

Promising review: "So I decided to get this because I really wanted the Womanizer after seeing it on BuzzFeed, but after seeing the price tag I decided to look for other options. When I came across this toy I thought it would be worth a shot. Let me tell you, I am a squirter but only after two or three orgasms with a powerful vibrator. I tried this on level five, and in under five minutes I squirted! This was so worth the purchase. I recommend it to everyone!" —Joyous HowzeGet it from Amazon for $49.93.
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Promising review: "So I decided to get this because I really wanted the Womanizer after seeing it on BuzzFeed, but after seeing the price tag I decided to look for other options. When I came across this toy I thought it would be worth a shot. Let me tell you, I am a squirter but only after two or three orgasms with a powerful vibrator. I tried this on level five, and in under five minutes I squirted! This was so worth the purchase. I recommend it to everyone!" —Joyous Howze

Get it from Amazon for $49.93.

2. A similar clit stimulator that'll take you on a whirlwind to Pleasure Town where you'll laugh in the face of anyone who says your ejaculation is a myth.

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Promising review: "Bihhhh...long story short, I just used it yesterday, had a mind-blowing out of body experience, and already put two other people on. We no longer need men, it's official. Literally takes 1.5 minutes. I squirted for the first time in my life, and it's too embarrassing to mention my age, lol. I was cool with the first speed, but I tried the second and it was over instantly. Just do yourself this favor, get it now." —Nonya

Get it from Amazon for $34.95.

3. A set of mini Lelo luna beads (kegel balls) to make sure you do your homework every night, and by homework I mean wear them for a few hours and then have multiple orgasms with them in until you're a squirting pro 💦.

Promising review: "I thought buying these would be fun and interesting, but it's gone waaaaay beyond that now. After just a few days, I noticed a difference in feeling and sensation. I've been wearing them for about a month now, and it feels like all these long-dormant nerves have come alive for the very first time. I'm much more sensitive, and sensations are more pleasurable. I started doing 'homework', where I would orgasm with them in every night after wearing them for a few hours. This was AWESOME. Each day it was stronger, lasted longer, and felt different. I have aftershocks that last for an hour. The whole vagina is much stronger, too, and can bear down/grasp like I never knew an vagina could. Like, snap things off strong (things: beware!). These are also teaching my body to squirt regularly during orgasm and I have only done that three times in my whole life, though I've tried to make it happen for years and years. It's happened once so far since I first got them, and I can tell it will become more frequent (which is something I was hoping to achieve with this purchase)." —kathryn wayGet them from Amazon for $40.77+ (three sizes/styles).
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Promising review: "I thought buying these would be fun and interesting, but it's gone waaaaay beyond that now. After just a few days, I noticed a difference in feeling and sensation. I've been wearing them for about a month now, and it feels like all these long-dormant nerves have come alive for the very first time. I'm much more sensitive, and sensations are more pleasurable. I started doing 'homework', where I would orgasm with them in every night after wearing them for a few hours. This was AWESOME. Each day it was stronger, lasted longer, and felt different. I have aftershocks that last for an hour. The whole vagina is much stronger, too, and can bear down/grasp like I never knew an vagina could. Like, snap things off strong (things: beware!). These are also teaching my body to squirt regularly during orgasm and I have only done that three times in my whole life, though I've tried to make it happen for years and years. It's happened once so far since I first got them, and I can tell it will become more frequent (which is something I was hoping to achieve with this purchase)." —kathryn way

Get them from Amazon for $40.77+ (three sizes/styles).

4. A gorgeous glass dildo in various shapes and lengths, so you have just what you need for squirting great distances.

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Promising review: "I love this. It is the prettiest, most perfect, wonderful toy I have. Slender and long. Perfect for squirting those great distances." —Maren Hill

Get it from Amazon for $16.39+ (22 sizes/colors).

5. A budget-friendly butterfly vibe that really makes you wonder why there are people studying the ~mysteries~ of squirting in science labs when the answer is under $20 on Babeland.

Promising review: "Awesome. I did a lot of research before getting my first vibrator. I wanted something that was magical and special, that would give me mind blowing outrageous orgasms. After reading these reviews and seeing the low price, I knew this was the one to try. This vibrator will rock your world. I was not prepared for the massive orgasm that the butterfly kiss gave me. It really took me to the next level, I came within five minutes on the lowest setting. It took me a few weeks to work my way up to the third power level. I am now getting multiple orgasms, and just had my first squirting orgasm. With a good lube, it feels like this vibrator is sucking your clit. I have purchased several more for backup and travel use. I've now had it for several months, and with constant use have had no issues. Anyone with vagina needs to get one of these. This is the real deal!" —AnonymousGet it from Babeland for $17.
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Promising review: "Awesome. I did a lot of research before getting my first vibrator. I wanted something that was magical and special, that would give me mind blowing outrageous orgasms. After reading these reviews and seeing the low price, I knew this was the one to try. This vibrator will rock your world. I was not prepared for the massive orgasm that the butterfly kiss gave me. It really took me to the next level, I came within five minutes on the lowest setting. It took me a few weeks to work my way up to the third power level. I am now getting multiple orgasms, and just had my first squirting orgasm. With a good lube, it feels like this vibrator is sucking your clit. I have purchased several more for backup and travel use. I've now had it for several months, and with constant use have had no issues. Anyone with vagina needs to get one of these. This is the real deal!" —Anonymous

Get it from Babeland for $17.

6. A minimalist vibrator as quiet as it is powerful, to ensure you orgasm like you've never orgasmed before 💦.

This minimalist, waterproof vibe is sleek, quiet, and wireless (runs 2.5 hours after charging with USB). It is perfect for beginners or vibe experts who are looking to try something new. And shipping is free!Promising review: "Life changing, oh my god. I've been wanting to try out a vibrator for some time now, but like many other reviewers, I didn't like the design of others, and sometimes they can be rather costly. I found Maude through an Instagram account and everything about their website caught my eye. Shipping was SUPER quick, like, next day quick. This vibe is the perfect size, and the design is sleek and minimal, I love leaving it out on my desk! I've been able to reach orgasm on all three levels, and have orgasmed like I never have before. Simply amazing. Buy it — you won't regret it!" —Cara N. Get it from Maude for $45.
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This minimalist, waterproof vibe is sleek, quiet, and wireless (runs 2.5 hours after charging with USB). It is perfect for beginners or vibe experts who are looking to try something new. And shipping is free!

Promising review: "Life changing, oh my god. I've been wanting to try out a vibrator for some time now, but like many other reviewers, I didn't like the design of others, and sometimes they can be rather costly. I found Maude through an Instagram account and everything about their website caught my eye. Shipping was SUPER quick, like, next day quick. This vibe is the perfect size, and the design is sleek and minimal, I love leaving it out on my desk! I've been able to reach orgasm on all three levels, and have orgasmed like I never have before. Simply amazing. Buy it — you won't regret it!" —Cara N.

Get it from Maude for $45.

7. A waterproof wand vibe thousands of people swear by. This babe can give "wetting the bed" a whole new meaning 😏.

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Promising review: "OMG!!! Best find ever! This has amazingly strong vibration, multiple settings, and is completely waterproof. It has definitely replaced many of my toys. I don't usually squirt with clitoral stimulation, but this had me wetting the bed. Truly amazing experience." —Suz

Get it from Amazon for $28.95 (eight colors).

8. A remote-control strap-on dildo because there's no reason not to get it on with your partner while having a squirting O at the same damn time.

Promising review: "Doesn't slip out as easily as I expected from some of the reviews, although I bought an O-ring harness just in case, and it works wonderfully with that. An unexpected benefit is that every time I use it on him I have a squirting O! I'll admit, there are sometimes I play with it solo just for this reason." —JananetlynneGet it from Amazon for $24.09+ (four styles, with or without remote).
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Promising review: "Doesn't slip out as easily as I expected from some of the reviews, although I bought an O-ring harness just in case, and it works wonderfully with that. An unexpected benefit is that every time I use it on him I have a squirting O! I'll admit, there are sometimes I play with it solo just for this reason." —Jananetlynne

Get it from Amazon for $24.09+ (four styles, with or without remote).

9. A powerful Sona Cruise that'll surround the entire clit in wave after wave of pleasure, not just the tip. If you're looking to turn on the water works without hitting the G spot, here ya go.

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The Sona Cruise is designed to give you multiple orgasms without over-stimulating, because it surrounds the clitoris as opposed to touching it. The Sona Cruise has eight settings, is waterproof, and it reserves 20% of the toy's full power during use, and unleashes it automatically when pressed harder against the body.

Promising review: "This thing is amazing! I won't even call it a vibrator, it's more like a sensual massager. I take a long time to climax, and it doesn't always happen. The hard part is finding the right spot. It seems to move around. This thing is like a bloodhound! It finds my spot w/o me even realizing it. Then all I have to do is hold it still (yeah, easy) and it happens! And it goes on for a while, sometimes multiple times! OH, and I've only squirted once in my life, it happened a second time with the Sona Cruise without even getting near the G spot! Thank you, Lelo." —crystal413

Get it from Target for $99 or from Lelo for $129 (three colors).

10. A realistic silicone dildo with a suction cup so you can ride yourself to the wettest climax you've ever had.

Promising review: "This is a very good dildo. I am a starter and this is the perfect size for me, makes masturbation so much better. It has good girth, and not to mention the suction is good for hands-free play. This dildo also makes me squirt a lot if used fast enough, which hasn't happened at all before with any of my other dildos. Overall, this is a wonderful toy." —parkerGet it from Amazon for $9.99 (two colors).
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Promising review: "This is a very good dildo. I am a starter and this is the perfect size for me, makes masturbation so much better. It has good girth, and not to mention the suction is good for hands-free play. This dildo also makes me squirt a lot if used fast enough, which hasn't happened at all before with any of my other dildos. Overall, this is a wonderful toy." —parker

Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (two colors).

11. An octopussy dildo certainly not for the faint of heart. Give this a whirl if you want a wild, G spot–pumping, can't-stop-gushing ride 🐙.

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Promising review: "This dildo has absolutely no chill, and is not for most people. However, for those folks who want: G-spot rollercoasters, foot-kicking stimulation, a toy that heats up with your body, girthy sensations, potential gushing, then try this toy out. The groove in the center of the toy acts like a lube slide. Use this with thick cilicone lube like Back Door or Uber Lube, you're welcome. The toy is wider than it is long, which gives a unique girthy sensation without adding much size because it hugs the pubic bone and spreads the pressure out, instead of most cylinder-style toys. G-spotting is going to be done with the texture and the pressure. This toy will hug and pump the whole G-spot instead of many other G-spotters that centralize the pressure with a single ridge or bump. This toy will up your game. Also, it looks like a tentacle which is hot." —Anonymous

Get it from Babeland for $50.

12. A smooth rabbit dildo vibe that just may make you squirt the very first time you use it!

Promising review: "Love it. I purchased this toy with the hopes of squirting. I’ve never been able to squirt prior to using the Rabbit. I was able to squirt THE VERY FIRST TIME USING IT. It’s comfortable and massages the clit beautifully. Definitely recommend buying if you want to squirt or have an intense orgasm." —AnonymousGet it from Amazon for $30 or from Adam & Eve for $49.95.
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Promising review: "Love it. I purchased this toy with the hopes of squirting. I’ve never been able to squirt prior to using the Rabbit. I was able to squirt THE VERY FIRST TIME USING IT. It’s comfortable and massages the clit beautifully. Definitely recommend buying if you want to squirt or have an intense orgasm." —Anonymous

Get it from Amazon for $30 or from Adam & Eve for $49.95.

13. A Womanizer Starlet or Womanizer Premium toy for anyone who wants to eye-roll the entire time they are at the most *clit* party ever.

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The Womanizer's unique air action draws your clit inside with gentle suction, then it surrounds your most sensitive spot with incredible pressure waves.

Promising review (for the Womanizer Deluxe): "OMG, this is amazing. The first time I used it, I squirted when I orgasmed. I've never squirted before." —Anonymous

Get them from Adam & Eve: the Womanizer starlet for $79 or the Womanizer Deluxe for $229; or get the Womanizer Premium from Babeland for $199.

14. A thicc body-safe silicone mind flayer dildo to fuck your mind, body, and soul 'til all your wet dreams ~cum~ true.

Promising review: "Amazing toy! I had a question for the maker about custom colours, and they were very polite and professional in answering my questions and the colors ended up exactly how I wanted them. In-use, this toy is absolutely amazing. It was a bit bigger than I was expecting, but it wasn't an issue for me. The prominent ridges had me gushing. It's nice and thick, but the head makes it easy to get in; and the slight taper makes it no problem to take the whole thing. This toy even came with an extra butt plug and anal beads I wasn't expecting! Overall a great toy, I'll definitely be buying again in the future." —MaxwellGet it from Pleasure Forge on Etsy for $65.
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Promising review: "Amazing toy! I had a question for the maker about custom colours, and they were very polite and professional in answering my questions and the colors ended up exactly how I wanted them. In-use, this toy is absolutely amazing. It was a bit bigger than I was expecting, but it wasn't an issue for me. The prominent ridges had me gushing. It's nice and thick, but the head makes it easy to get in; and the slight taper makes it no problem to take the whole thing. This toy even came with an extra butt plug and anal beads I wasn't expecting! Overall a great toy, I'll definitely be buying again in the future." —Maxwell

Get it from Pleasure Forge on Etsy for $65.

15. And a classic Magic Wand toy with a silicone dick attachment so you can get as much sexual healing as you can handle without worrying about breaking the wand with the water works.

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Promising review (for the wand): "This is one of my favorite products ever! We have owned other versions by knockoff companies with more settings, but this one is much better. Especially when in the hands of a very skilled operator (I'm extra lucky!). Love the flexing head, and dual setting. Start slow, and then kick it into high gear! The only thing I worry about is how waterproof it is, if you know what I mean. Everyone needs one." —Anonymous

Promising review (for the attachment): "I was using this toy, and it felt like the sexual charge was flowing from my clit into the Hitachi, and then inside me through the silicone dick. It was like I was truly fucking myself. Far out." —UnicornHotTub

Get them from Babeland: the classic Magic Wand for $59.95 the rechargeable cordless wand for $124.95, and the wand attachment for $69.

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