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1.A waterproof Satisfyer Pro 2 for anyone who wants to get their clit sucked 'til they squirt like Squirtle showing off at a pool party.
2.A similar clit stimulator that'll take you on a whirlwind to Pleasure Town where you'll laugh in the face of anyone who says your ejaculation is a myth.
3.A set of mini Lelo luna beads (kegel balls) to make sure you do your homework every night, and by homework I mean wear them for a few hours and then have multiple orgasms with them in until you're a squirting pro 💦.
4.A gorgeous glass dildo in various shapes and lengths, so you have just what you need for squirting great distances.
5.A budget-friendly butterfly vibe that really makes you wonder why there are people studying the ~mysteries~ of squirting in science labs when the answer is under $20 on Babeland.
6.A minimalist vibrator as quiet as it is powerful, to ensure you orgasm like you've never orgasmed before 💦.
7.A waterproof wand vibe thousands of people swear by. This babe can give "wetting the bed" a whole new meaning 😏.