FlightyZeus

my favourite was the one about the family who spend the night on a haunted house and keep hearing these thumps. turns out its a kitchen chair, possessed by the ghost of a murdered dude whose body is buried in the basement.. and i remember laughing soooo hard and picturing a kitchen… Read More

my son had a magical birth.. literally. i had been in labour for around 3 hours with my him, so picture the scene.. my lady bits on full display, legs up in the air being held by my hubby and cousin, doc is ready to catch our bundle of joy and right as he told me to push, in this… Read More

when my youngest was still sleeping in a crib in my bedroom. she got up from her nap and helped herself to some coconut oil. because of the low melting point, my bed, blankets, and baby were all saturated. it smelled like a tropical vacation gone wrong.. so so wrong.

this is spot on. kuddos.

ryan was too good for marissa. she kept trying to/ruining that poor guy's life.

lol'ing at ewwww-est of them all! i just have to wonder, if our vaginas are the reason chainsaws were invented... then why are we referred to as the weakest sex? lmao (ps i know i used vagina as a blanket term for female anatomy please dont @ me lol)

arent you just a ray of sunshine.

Nobody Told Me by Hollie Mcnish needs to be on this list! Its such a hilarious and poignant look into motherhood, reminding us the feelings we have are universal and not to feel bad about them. I read the entire book in 2 days and took pics of my favourite poems so i could reread… Read More

I dont *shame* i just use my keurig bc it has a hot water function.

I just wanna know why expecting people to turn their head and not look at something that "bothers" them is so preposterous and oppressive?? If you really want to know what is preposterous and offensive.. Its this bs attitude of entitlement that people seem to have, expecting new moms… Read More