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    Updated on Jun 6, 2019. Posted on Apr 15, 2019

    34 Things You'll Absolutely Love If You're A Total Weirdo

    You must be *this weird* to get through this post.

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    1. A tub of Unicorn Snot glitter gel so you can let the world know neutral hair and makeup looks are BORING and not for you. This'll add extra ~drama~ the rest of your quirky outfits already bring to the table.

    instagram.com, instagram.com

    Plus, the gel dries clear and feels lightweight so you won't even know it's there — until it's selfie time, of course. AND it's vegan and cruelty-free!

    Promising review: "I bought this stuff on impulse for our daughter, secretly wanting to try it myself. That night I had my wife braid my hair and style me up with some unicorn snot. I love how it turned out! It's super sparkly; the pictures don't do it justice. I had so much glitter in my hair! I would suggest layering lightly!" —Mrs. MamaG

    Get it from Amazon for $12.98+ (available in six shades).

    2. A Land of Boggs shirt and sweatshirt, because it's about time your friend group had appropriate uniforms. Group hugs and throwing up rainbows are only the first two things on the agenda. You can't even begin to guess the rest.

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    Get them from the BuzzFeed merch shop on Amazon: the T shirt for $19.99 (available in sizes S–2XL in men's, women's, and kids, and in five colors) and the sweatshirt for $38.99 (available in sizes S–2XL and five colors).

    To learn more about this 🌈colorful collection🌈, check out "The Land Of Boggs Now Has Merch So Fine, I'll Get Dressed Today".

    3. A set of zombie ice pop molds for acknowledging you'll stop playing with your food in public when hell ~freezes~ over. *Cue weird zombie/munching noises*

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    Promising review: "I have made many popsicles in these. The process is straightforward and simple. The popsicles can be easily pulled out of the silicone sleeves (may need to run the silicone under hot water for several seconds). The popsicles actually look like zombies!" —Jennifer Smith

    Get a pack of four from Amazon for $10.99 (available in nine styles).

    4. A Darth Vader shower head who'll agree with you that people who bathe normally have chosen the dark side. Better to clean yourself with the Sith Lord's tears.

    Amazon

    They're not salty, I promise! He has three powerful spray settings and can adjust in pressure. PLUS he has a 72" hose for easy access ~everywhere~. I meant your back, geez...

    Promising review: "This shower head actually far outperformed my expectations. The pressure is very good, and we have such weak pressure here so the oxygenation helped so much! I have thick hair and it always took forever to rinse it through and now it takes far less time. The quality of the product is also better overall than I expected. It is very sturdy, well-made, and even bigger than I expected." —Corissa

    Get it from Amazon for $9.25.

    5. A set of sloth bandages so you can be treated by the nurse of our dreams. Let us all hope our wounds are slow to heal.

    Archie McPhee

    Get a pack of 15 from Walmart for $6.88.

    6. And a sloth travel pillow, because this guy will definitely make sure no one bothers you when you nap in public. We've always wondered what it would be like to join our friends in the trees and now...well you might be too excited to sleep.

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    Promising review: "I originally bought this for traveling since I've found myself on airplanes and long car rides a lot — the cute sloth hood is perfect for covering your eyes while sleeping! But, I've definitely been using it for more than traveling — as others have said, it's great for napping and for lounging around at home since it's super cute and comfortable." —Kimberly Punzalan

    Get it from Amazon for $38.64.

    7. A tub of Elizavecca carbonated clay mask for creating at LEAST 100 seconds on your Insta story with nothing but bubbly close-ups. You finally understand why people like selfies....this is why, right? ....Bubbles? 😳

    Amazon, amazon.com

    MY. BUBBLES. Aside from its great selfie potential, this is great for blackhead removal, exfoliating, and removing excess oil!

    Promising review: "This is my favorite mask ever! I am impatient and can't usually wait for other masks that take 20 minutes to dry (and I hate the drying, pulling feeling). I put this on while my shower is warming up and it starts bubbling immediately! It's easy to rinse off and leaves skin feeling extremely clean. My face is super smooth for at least two days after using it. I have large pores with lots of blackheads and sebum, and this definitely reduces the amount of visible blackheads. And I feel less oily. Great product! Great price!" —Abby

    Get it from Amazon for $9.40.

    To learn more, check out "This Bubble Face Mask Is $10, Will Give You Perfect Skin, And Make You LOL, You're Welcome".

    8. A set of knit kitty table leg protectors that'll probably make your roommate furious, but you know what they just don't understand ART.

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    Promising review: "OMG, these are super cute and adorable! They're very easy to put on; I do suggest that you slide the paw more towards the front so that it bends better when the chair is sitting up. The fact that they really protect my floors and look like kitty paws has me sold." —JL

    Get a pack of 24 from Amazon for $12.99 (available in four colors).

    9. A creative journal so you can actually unleash ALL of your imagination without fear of alarming anyone. It just wants you to make an absolute mess in the best ways possible, like taking it with you in the shower, glueing your hair onto a page (yep), and really anything else you want to throw at it — literally.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I never even realized I was creative until this book came around. I absolutely love the idea of being able to do WHATEVER you want with this book. This book will save your life; it decreases nerves, and increased my excitement about life. If you are debating purchase please don't anymore!! It turns into a priceless item!" —Alecia

    Get it from Amazon for $13.50.

    To learn more, check out "Not Gonna Lie, This Is Probably The Coolest Journal You’ll Ever See".

    10. A pair of discreet stud earrings, because to the rest of the world you're just wearing pretty, dainty jewelry. But you and I know the truth: you're rocking some fancy tatas. Anyone who doesn't want these is a real boob.

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    You can get them in sterling silver or 14K gold-fill.

    Promising review: "These earrings are beautiful; delicate, but not fragile. Subtle — not over the top. They shipped to me with no problems, nice packaging, and overall a great experience with this shop!" —joselynmartin

    Get a single pair from AnethumJewelry on Etsy for $28+ (available in two finishes).

    11. A corgi butt mousepad for making working in an uncharacteristically plain cubicle feel a little less ruff. Not to mention, this good boy provides plush carpal tunnel prevention. I INSIST you call everyone over to make nonstop butt jokes. Don't worry, they'll love it.

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    Promising review: "I ADORE this mouse pad!!! I work as a software developer and was starting to experience the beginnings of carpel tunnel. This has totally stopped the numbness in my hand! And as a corgi mom of two bouncing corgi boys, this was a must-have!" —LP

    Get it from Amazon for $13.99 (available in two colors).

    12. An adorable tote bag that'll send you over the ~moon~ when you can ditch your boring gym bag. Does running away from workout classes count as exercise? Asking for a friend.

    Forever 21

    Get it from Forever 21 for $5.90.

    13. A set of wine condoms so you can add a little *excitement* to regular nights in. If there are smoother moves than this, they should honestly be illegal because the world cannot HANDLE it.

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    They actually work, too! They'll help extend the life of already-opened bottles of wine.

    Promising review: "I got these as a gift for a family member that is a 'wine afficianado' partly for a laugh, but also for their great concept. When she opened them I did get a huge laugh, but once she realized what they were and the concept she was amazed and I have received confirmation from her that they work wonders and truly provide an airtight seal. ." —Thomas

    Get a pack of six from Amazon for $13.97.

    To learn more about this, check out "These Wine Condoms Mean You'll Never Waste A Half-Finished Bottle Again".

    14. An army of sock monsters, because I'm not really sure how to do laundry without recreating a battle scene complete with dramatic roaring. Oh, and they'll make sure your socks are never separated again. But...back to the battle scene.

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    Roommate: "I heard something, you ok?" Us: "Oh...um...yes." *Softer roars*.

    Promising review: "I have never seen anything like this before! Before finding this product, I cannot tell you how many socks were sacrificed to the dryer gods and reincarnated as an orphaned container lid. They make doing laundry a little less miserable. They are easy to use." —Sparkle Bee

    Get a pack of eight from Amazon for $13.40.

    15. A plush loaf pillow for staying ~toasty~ all night with your new cuddle buddy. Your partner may ask to move them, but little do they know...they shall soon be replaced. We always said the best way to our hearts is through our stomachs. Loaf understands.

    Amazon

    *Wink*

    Promising review: "This is the cutest thing in the whole world. When I am sad, I look at this loaf and find instant happiness. I never knew such joy could be found in a stuffed carb." —Torre Massie

    Get it from Amazon for $14.88 (available in two styles).

    16. A llama car decal that'll give you unlimited bragging rights. I'm sorry, do YOU drive a llama around all day?! I didn't THINK so. Just don't open the door. He, uh, spits.

    Urban Outfitters

    If you don't drive around yelling, "A llama?! He's supposed to be DEAD!" then I'm sorry, but you actually can't purchase this.

    Promising review: "My son came out to go to school in the morning and he screamed because he thought this was a real llama, and he is very afraid of llamas. 10/10 recommend if your son is not afraid of llamas." —dabontheh8rs

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $8.

    17. A pair of Luna Lovegood sunglasses so everyone knows they're just as sane as you are. They just need to watch out for Nargles.

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    Promising review: "These are fabulous! I bought them to wear them as sunglasses at the grand opening of Hogsmeade at Universal Hollywood. They didn't disappoint. They were comfortable, adorable and I had no issues wearing them both days. I got loads of compliments. I highly recommend" —Meggymoo

    Get them from Amazon for $15.95.

    18. A puppy latte costume, because this'll only be reserved for Halloween if you let it. More like year-long uniform, am I right? Please don't take my dog.

    Walmart

    "I COULD JUST DRINK YOU UP", you yell as people quietly watch.

    Promising review: "This outfit is cute. I will say the straw on the hat is HUGE. I just held the hat on my puppy's head when we took pictures. The costume is easy to change." —PupMom

    Get it from Walmart for $11.88+ (available in sizes S–XL).

    19. A soft sleep mask for showing your partner what you meant when you said you're "an animal in bed." If they're disappointed, they're just not the one.

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    Promising review: "This is a great sleeping eye mask. It's adjustable to fit snugly on your head and face. It blocks light and allows you to sleep in total darkness. Great price and good quality." —L. Shehab

    Get it from Amazon for $7.99 (available in 13 styles).

    20. A CPR Dwight or Prison Mike pin that'll teach the world two very important lessons: the scene from Silence of the Lambs *is* possible and doing alcohol is not cool. Let's just hope everyone will take heed of your advice.

    Pinn Palz / Etsy

    AH AH AH AH AH STAYIN' ALIVE. STAYIN' ALIVE.

    Promising review (for both): "I love my Dwight and Prison Mike pins! They are good quality, about the size of a quarter. They're very cute for the amount spent :). I might order more." —Lindsay Bubnick

    Get them from Pinn Palz on Etsy: CPR Dwight and Prison Mike for $3.49 each.

    21. A pair of unicorn slippers so you can take your true form after a long day of pretending to be a (gulp) adult. NEVER. Commence rainbow farts.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "These are adorable — they look just like the picture! I ordered five pairs for a bridal party and they were a hit. They're really soft and surprisingly cushioned and comfortable." —Lina R.

    Get them from Amazon for $11.99+ (available in sizes 4.5-9/10.5 and eight styles).

    22. A Bawdy butt mask, because Friday nights should always consist of this on your tush, "Bubble Butt" in the background, and a glass of chardonnay. It may be hard to dance with this on, but by golly you will SUCCEED.

    Free People

    That's how masking is always done...right? These bbs come in four formulas to hydrate and tone, firm and illuminate, brighten and rejuvenate, and retexture and detoxify.

    Get it from Free People for $9 (available in four styles).

    23. A Land of Boggs PopSocket for giving everyone fair warning you could slide into their DM's with a slew of puppies, rainbows, and other strange but cute animal videos at any given moment. It's how you show ❤️love❤️!!!!

    Amazon

    *Presses face against window to see them watch a pig meet a giraffe*

    Get them from the BuzzFeed merch shop on Amazon: the Blablabla Popsocket (left) and Bohanna Popsocket (right) for $14.99 each.

    To learn more about this 🌈colorful collection🌈, check out "The Land Of Boggs Now Has Merch So Fine, I'll Get Dressed Today".

    24. A pair of leather pencil flats that'll be perfect for those of us whose style icon is Ms. Frizzle. Warning: you must learn how to control a flying bus before earning these. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

    ModCloth

    Before you knock 'em, let me ask: who's more iconic? A girl who wears ruby red slippers taken off the feet of someone who was just CRUSHED BY A HOUSE, or a kick-ass science teacher who knows how to fly a freaking bus? I'll wait.

    Promising review: "I read in the reviews these are narrow so I ordered 1.5 sizes up! Best choice! They fit great and I have wide feet! They're really excellent quality and beautiful in person! Worth every penny!" —Jackie

    Get them from ModCloth for $99 (available in sizes 5.5–11).

    25. A helpful book so you can make gorgeous gifts made of cat hair for all of your friends and family. I mean, you might get too excited and keep them for yourself. But that's the risk, I suppose.

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    Promising review: "When I first saw this book, I thought it was a gag but was curious so I ordered it. I was completely and pleasantly surprised. I save my various animals' fur when I brush them, but have just zip-locked them and set aside as a memento when the sad day comes that you lose them. I've now got some amazing ideas on how to display the hair with love and affection. So amazing." —W. Armstrong

    Get it from Amazon for $12.38.

    26. A pair of knee socks, because these'll remind you you're not alone every time you feel like you're literally being eaten alive when pretending to be normal. Why, work. Why.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I got this to give as a white elephant gift for Christmas, it was a hit! So much that I ended up ordering another pair for my wife (since they got 'stolen' from her in the game). She loves them. They got quite the laugh at the party." —C&J

    Get them from Amazon for $10 (available in 10 styles).

    27. A inflatable swan float with the face of someone who was just asked a question about the stock market. Just slowly float away. Back to people with far more important concerns, like Ratatouille fan theories.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $45.

    28. A burrito blanket for watching Chopped in absolute style. I'm not sure why people yell at the TV while watching football, but I do know that if someone uses the ice cream machine I am going to LOSE IT.

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    Promising review: "So cute. I thought I would just get this as a novelty, but I find myself going for this blanket first. It's large, soft, and I have to admit, I enjoy feeling like a burrito." —Jon Davis

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99+ (available in three sizes).

    29. A stress ball that'll help you emit stress that's still somehow just as magical as you are.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This product is very fun for the kids! The slime goes right in to the unicorn’s mouth and with a gentle squeeze it comes right back out! The slime is NOT overly sticky or gooey. It sticks, but not too much! The unicorns are adorable, functional, and well-made." —Diana R. York

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

    30. A 3D cat sticker so you can remind people the real way to *enter* a room. In the most dramatic, somewhat alarming way, of course.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "It looks just as pictured and it appears vivid and realistic. I have it on my white dishwasher and smile every time I see it." —Mary Mac

    Get a pack of six from Amazon for $3.99

    31. A reversible sequin pillow case, because we both know you're a national treasure and your decor should show as much.

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    Be sure to get a pillow insert ($6.99+ on Amazon) to go with it!

    Promising review: "It's hilarious. I love it for what it is, and my boyfriend took pictures of it to send to his friends because he got such a kick out of it. If you need a little Nicolas Cage in your life, look no further." —Emily

    Get it from Amazon for $8.96 (available in three colors and 36 other styles).

    32. A NASA metallic tube top for anyone whose true home is out of this world. One day 🖖.

    Forever 21

    Promising review: "I absolutely love this top! It has plenty of stretch and the 2X fits true to size. The material is pretty thick and not at all see-through." —Rae C.

    Get it from Forever 21 for $10 (originally $14.90; available in sizes 0X-3X).

    33. A set of cat butt magnets that'll prove you have purrfect taste. Anyone who isn't ~feline~ this isn't welcome in your home, anyway.

    Amazon

    I'll stop now.

    Promising review: "I was surprised at how strong the magnets are, as some other cat kitchen magnets by other sellers reviews stated weak magnetic hold. These can easily hold up about 10 sheets of paper. I used them for holding photos on my refrigerator, but they can hold more weight if needed." —Angel Bruce

    Get a set of 10 from Amazon for $13.99.

    34. A chicken dish cookbook so you have the perfect recipe for a sexy night in. Only people *bound* to normalcy would consider this to be fowl.

    Walmart

    It has 50 *juicy* recipes!

    Promising review: "The recipes are truly delicious, easy to prepare, and the book is entertaining to read and done with 'good taste.' It's a great conversational topic as your guests drool over the meal and have a few chuckles if you keep it G-rated." —OldPrude

    Get it from Walmart for $14.37.

    KEEP DOING YOU, MY FRIENDS!!! 🌈🌈🌈

    Nickelodeon

    The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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