We hope you love our recommendations! Some may have been sent as samples, but all were independently selected by our editors. Just FYI, BuzzFeed and its publishing partners may collect a share of sales and/or other compensation from the links on this page.
1. A "wine wand" to remove sulfates and histamines from your beloved two-buck Chucks in as little as three minutes, basically making "not getting a hangover" your new superpower.
2. A super-soft Makeup Eraser that will make you feel like a human whiteboard. It legit just takes the makeup right off your face — even your most waterproof mascaras — with nothing but water and a gentle scrub.
3. A ring size adjuster for loose rings so you can finally go HAM at secondhand stores, buying baubles even if they don't *quite* fit when you first try them on.
4. Plus, a jewelry-cleaning stick with cleansing solution on a brush that's designed specifically to get in the nooks and crannies of your rings so you never have to physically drive your human self to a jeweler again.
5. A hands-free grocery carrier that will make an entire massive grocery haul feel as manageable as a backpack, without requiring you to channel The Rock to get your LaCroix load in the door.
6. A set of Bottle Bright tablets so you can tackle all those hard stains on your bottles without ever having to put in any elbow grease. Y'all, this is essentially as close as any Muggle will get to saying the word "Scourgify!" and magicking something clean.
7. A bottle of wood polish that will make your doors, hardwood floors, and furniture look so spanking new that you'll wonder if it's not actually wood polish but a time machine.
8. A mold and mildew removal gel you can leave on the offending spots for six hours, then wipe away like nothing nefarious ever grew there in the first place.
9. A bunch of Miracle-Gro "food spikes" for your potted plants that will continuously feed them for 30 to 60 days, and can bring even the saddest-looking plants back from the brink of death. Now you can do back to the sweet, sweet bliss of being only semi-responsible for a living thing.
10. A pack of NeuroGum made with a blend of caffeine and nootropics, designed to give you energy five times faster than regular coffee — without jitters or sluggishness afterward. All of the zing, none of the crash (or 15 midafternoon trips to the bathroom!!).
11. A sparkling-wine saver that will basically give you the power to stop time — or, at the very least, the ability to stop bubbles from getting un-bubbly whenever you open a bottle of prosecco you can't finish.
12. A dual hair dryer and brush to dry your hair as you style it and give your do so much volume and shine that everyone will be asking how on earth you had time to sneak in a full salon blowout that morning.
13. An Instant Pot that will transform you from a mere mortal to her majesty Ina Garten just by putting your ingredients in and pushing a button. Plus, this bb whips up everything from soups to meat dishes to eggs to rice to — wait for it — CAKE.
14. A set of nonstick, reusable toaster oven bags so you can make grilled cheese and paninis (read: grilled cheese with other ingredients added in for some reason) as easily as you make toast.
15. A milk frother that will whip up glorious toppings for your warm bevvies in mere seconds and will make you feel as powerful as a Starbucks barista — nay, the Starbucks mermaid herself.
16. A bottle of Mike's Hot Honey, a miracle condiment that will trick both your friends AND your own human self into thinking you're an amazing cook.
17. A set of long-distance friendship lamps — you can tap yours and your BFF's will light up wherever they are, so it'll be like you're right there in the room with them even when you're a bajillion miles away. Take that, space-time continuum!
18. A set of produce-saver storage containers that are designed to keep your fruits and veggies fresh for so much longer than they would on their lonesome that you may actually suspect witchcraft.
19. A beauty spatula to rescue that last lil' bit of foundation that no amount of wrestling with nozzles or the pull of gravity will free. It's been a lifetime of lost .05-ounce foundation scams, but now you can OUT-SCAM THE SCAM!!
20. A Homesick Candle that smells like the cities and states you love most so you can smell your way home much faster (and wayyy cheaper) than going rogue on work and booking a flight.
21. A roomy zippered tote bag with so many pockets to organize all your bits and pieces that you will basically feel like the master of your tiny bagged universe.
22. A Lay-n-Go cosmetic bag that fans out to become a mat so you can basically cancel the concept of packing and unpacking your beauty arsenal whenever you're on the move.
23. A microwave pasta maker to bring you the glory of your favorite carbohydrate by literally just pressing a button on the microwave and walking away.
24. A pair of clip-on cartilage earrings that double as clip-on nose piercings so you can have all the ~fashion~ of beautiful face baubles before committing to the full piercing shebang.
25. A sunrise simulation clock to trick your human brain into thinking you're already dappled in the light of a bright, sunshiny day even when, in fact, you are cocooned in a room with blackout curtains like a sleepy vampire.
26. A glare-free, waterproof Kindle Paperwhite that holds SO MANY BOOKS that it'll basically feel as if you're carrying an entire library with you for the weight of a notebook.
27. An automatic pet feeder so you can make sure your furry friends get their grub no matter where you are. That's right, y'all. You can get stuck in a 6 p.m. meeting AND feed your dog at the SAME TIME. (Is this "having it all"?)
28. A red wine stain–removing spray that magically erases both old and new red wine stains from fabric so you can fearlessly lounge on your white duvet while sipping your deep-red pinot the way God and Olivia Pope intended.
29. A bottle of Londontown Kur smudge-correcting nail polish to basically vanish away those marks you get when you use your recently nail-polished hand to open a large bag full of Taco Bell a little too aggressively*.
30. A toilet-cleaning gel you can stamp inside your toilet so it can continually clean with every flush for two weeks at a time, essentially doing all the work for you.
31. A bottle of Not Your Mother's in a Heart Beat Blow Dry Accelerator that will cut your blow-drying time so drastically that you won't even know what to do with the extra minutes you stole back into your day. Take up a new hobby? I hear latch hook is nice??
32. A power scrubber brush you can attach to a DRILL (!!) that basically does all of the hard grime busting instead of your unsuspecting human hands. Why be Cinderella when you can be a Transformer??
33. A dry shampoo spray that will help absorb excess oil and give your roots so much oomph that you'll shenanigan everyone into thinking your Day 3 hair is actually Day 1.
34. An automatic Glade scent dispenser so your space will have a perpetual "I just CLEANED!!" smell without any of the actual "I just CLEANED!!" exhaustion.
Life at you once you work your way through all these magical products:
Looking for more great Amazon finds? Check out some of our favorite cheap things to buy on Amazon and some of the weirdest things on Amazon you might actually want, or read through all the rest of our incredible Amazon product recommendations.
Shopping for something specific? Check out BuzzFeed Reviews to find the best things for every budget!
