When someone can’t find something, whether in the closet or the fridge or the shed, she’ll say, “move the mayonnaise!” Telling is to move stuff that’s in the way.
It does, friend.
You have to listen to the song lyrics. It’s not just one set of gifts each day. It’s that day’s gifts plus another set of the previous days’ gifts. For example, on the 5th day, they’re getting 5 golden rings PLUS 4 calling birds PLUS 3 French hens PLUS two turtle…
This happened two weeks ago.
My friends and I basically have a little girl gang that rides motorcycles. We also work on them. We decided to get everyone together to have thanksgiving and do some moto maintenance. I had to load one girl’s bike into my truck to haul up to our friend’s…
My friend needed a bungee cord to secure something on her motorcycle, so she asked if anyone had one. One woman said, “no, but I have a net.” And I was like, “who’s Annette?”
It’s been a year and I’m still laughing at my own joke.
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