Response to 24 “Elf” Moments That Are The Best Ever:
I love the narwhal!
Response to 16 People Who Are Just So, So Innocent:
I want to know why too!
Response to What % Muggle Are You?:
Same! I thought I was at least a tad magical.
I have a four-year-old daughter. My bar for everyday life is now pretty low. Everybody just needs to be alive at the end of the day. Everything I said about what kind of parent I’d be before my child came out of my body has completely gone by the wayside. I laugh at my former Pollyanna self. Parenthood is about surviving on as much caffeine as possible while your child feeds off sugar and the essence of your soul. Everything in these pictures is entirely plausible when little people live with you.
Adorable! However, I have a hard time getting my two-year-old daughter to wear pants.
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Response to 33 Ways You Know You Were A Youth Group Kid:
Also very similar to going to a Christian school from kindergarten to 12th grade like I did.
I work as a mental health therapist in the
state of Florida prison system. I work with
adult male inmates. This doesn’t surprise
me at all. I’ve heard way to many
stories about sticking things in penises, butts,
stomachs, eyes, mouths and other various
body parts. I’ve seen an x-ray of a cell phone
so far up a colon of an inmate I knew that
I have no idea how he got it up there without help from someone else.
I had #5! You mean I could have been
$200 richer if I still had it? My 9 year old
self is very disappointed in me for not
Response to The 5 Most Messed Up ’90s Girly Board Games:
Played Mall Madness with my twin sister. We loved it. However, we think it was possessed because my sister kept the box under her bed, and the ATM from the game would go off randomly in the middle of the night. Poor girl. It’s favorite phrase was “Out of money. Try again later!”
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I live in Tallahassee and though we had more than 3 TCBY’s? Guess not.
Response to The 30 Best Mugshots Of 2012:
#8 is wearingaspit shield.Iwork inaprison so I’ve seen my fair share of those.