"It's never too early to learn the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples"
Or
(in a meeting)
Ron: "Thank you all for being here. Let's get started."
Leslie: "Wow. Great attitude Ron!"
Ron: "Sorry, I was talking to…Â
I googled it and apparently there is no prize money, just $5000 compensation for the 3 weeks of lost time from work
(official rules posted by the show: "The prize includes the following: Round trip flights for each winner to an undisclosed survival location in coach class; (2) nights…Â
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