I had gone out to eat with my mom and my daughter at a little local restaurant in the “old town” shopping district. Right after we got our food and started eating, a rat fell from the rafters onto my back (while I was wearing an open back shirt / sports bra combo). I felt it hit me…
I was an office manager at an optometrist office and I distinctly remember 2 patients names: Princess Bacon and Dorkalakisha Anderson. I’ll never forget them.
Two years ago I was eating at a local restaurant I hadn’t been to in ages with my mom and my daughter, and a rat fell from the ceiling rafters onto my back. I thought my kid had thrown something at me when she came out of the bathroom, so when I looked over my shoulder to see what…
Inherited my grandparents house but it needed some TLC before I could move in. Still need to add a couple of things, but I can’t get over the comparison.
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