Okay but Simpson’s didn’t actually predict trump winning, the only thing they did was a throwaway joke about being president that he wasn’t even animated for
@tgewanchuk um one of the women there is literally a Paralympic athlete. Just because someone has prosthetics doesn’t mean that they’re not disabled anymore.
My dad almost named me Whisper Softly just for this joke:
“What’s your name?”
“Whisper Softly.”
(whispering)”What’s your name?”
He also wanted to name my older sister this so he’s had this joke ready since at least 1982.
Also, my middle name is Mariposa which means “butterfly” in…
When Marshall’s car was being fixed in the first season, he referred to it as a “she” then a “he”. The gang was confused until Lily made a joke about the car being trans, using the t slur.
Last year I was in Mexico visiting family with my mom and brother. People were selling folk art and my brother and I were looking around when I got the urge to pass gas. It wasn’t gas. My brother got genuinely concerned when he saw my face of pure terror when I realized what I did.…
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