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Me, clicking them one-by-one: Yup, yup, uh-huh, oh yeah, yum, YUM, definitely, that one was delicious, hell yeah, yeb, ubhbb, dlshhpppsspptt *drools everywhere* *still clicking*

I got 84% and I'm currently eating my cold leftover chicken parm with a spoon because we didn't have any clean forks this morning so I suppose that's accurate.

Oh, I have a lot of these! Here's one from each side of the family: Dad's family secret: When my dad was in his twenties, already married and living on his own, his mother and step-father sat him down and told him the truth: his step-father was his real father, not the man he'd always… Read More

Opposite of #14: when you turn in your test first, and you expect everyone else to follow in short order, but they all keep going, and suddenly you realize you missed a part/completely misunderstood a question/fucked up somehow.

You got: Not Yet! This isn’t such a bad thing, because the search for love can make life very exciting. Be patient, because you never know when you might meet the perfect person for you. Guess I gotta go tell my fiancée we can't get married after all; Buzzfeed says we're not soulmates.… Read More

I'm pretty sure if my fiancée and I did this, I'd end up looking like a million bucks and she'd be using her expensive law degree to figure out How to Get Away with Murder. But these two are adorable! I can't handle it!

You have made a statement that does not perfectly apply to my life and thus I take umbrage with this list. Seriously, #31 is not a <i>mild</i> thrill. That is a thrill of the highest order. The day Ellen Page came out, my fiancee turned to me and said, "oh my god, sweetie, you have… Read More

My mom is Asocial Mom. She hates socializing with other Moms and only does so if she has to. She prefers spending her time at home or out with just her family. She tried to get us to socialize, but I think she's relieved we all ended up as homebodies like her. I foresee being the… Read More

My mother changed her name and she regrets it to this day. She's been using my dad's last name for 35 years and it still feels alien to her, being referred to by his name. She's told me she still feels like her old name is the right one. As far as I know, no one pressured her to change… Read More

When she asked for the large in a small cup, I realized I couldn't keep watching this at work or my coworkers were going to start wondering about the dying animal noises coming from my cubicle.