hey I think your math is wrong… if she makes 2.5 million/month, how would she make 1.5 million/week?
Cheesy tots at Burger King. They were my first love.
Response to What Movie Helped You During Your Depression?:
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. No joke.
Response to What’s The Funniest Picture On The Internet?:
Once, a guy that I kind of knew through a friend instagram direct messaged me a picture of a blank contact (like where you would enter in the name and phone number) and said “excuse me, but could you fill out this survey for me?” And I was like okay heck yeah you’re awesome and I want to date you right now please.
Response to 19 Jokes All Grammar Nerds Will Appreciate:
Why is the non-grilling man’a head in #8 turned backwards 180 degrees? Like dang that is not a natural function. He must be fucking elastiman or something.
Usually my public bathroom experiences involve broken door locks and people walking in on me tasking shits or trying to change my tampon…
Wait…if the last woman was born in 1889, how is she 116? That literally doesn’t add up.
Rise Up Coffee Roasters in Easton, Maryland. Best coffee and most chill atmosphere - it’s a must see for any coffee lover
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