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The cheating is rampant and kids want to negotiate with you when they get caught. Instead of saying “I’m sorry, you’re right. I did cheat” they say “well I didn’t cheat on this part so can you grade that section instead?”. No, kiddo, I can’t. They all feel entitled to an A for doing… Read More

That I was careful, used protection, and still got pregnant! It was a terrible decision to make, but it was the right one. I was in grad school, had no money/health care, and knew I would be raising the baby alone (we actually broke up a few months later). It’s been 7 years and I… Read More

#13 is from Kanye, but still very true

Same! One actually got darker as I got older.

#52 expedition roasters are amazing! They never, ever disappoint

Side-snap shirts or onesies with zippers instead of snaps. You need something that you can easily figure out when you’re completely sleep deprived

We met at a diner after I got out of work. He brought his girlfriend (!!) and left me with the bill. Needless to say, we never spoke again.

When you tell people you’re a bartender and they go “if you’re a bartender how do you make a (whatever it’s called here)?” I don’t know how to make some shitty drink your aunt made up. Leave me alone and let me work, please!

I wish someone had told me that lactation consultants don’t know everything about nursing your baby. Their advice works for some, but if it doesn’t work for you, that’s fine. There’s nothing wrong with you or your baby! Don’t beat yourself up trying to get “the perfect latch” because… Read More

A resident came in to check and see how dilated I was. She was talking to me and must not have been paying too much attention to where her hands really were because before I knew it, her fingers were up my butt. She was mortified so I pretended that I didn’t feel anything due to the… Read More