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1. An adorable cat-topped lipstick you may be afraid to apply, lest you smoosh the feline design.
2. A terrarium candle with such a beautiful design, it'll be kind of hard to justify actually lighting it.
3. A pair of tiny hands to help you do tiny tasks (mainly making people laugh).
4. Ginormous shovel hands that'll make leaf-removal a kinda fun chore, as long as you're OK with your neighbors seeing you with them.
5. A miniature wacky waving inflatable tube man — you can learn some great moves from this guy.
6. A tin of Shakespeare bandages that add insult to injury.
7. A non-stick doughnut pan if you want to get really ambitious and make your sugary morning treats.
8. A whopping 50 stickers from The Office so delightful, you might never want to put them on anything.
9. Squishy unicorns worth a good squeeze whenever this unicornless reality gets too stressful.
10. A book with spaces and prompts to draw 642 different things. Maybe now you will stop talking about how you want to get back into drawing and just do it... maybe.
11. A fruit cap that any pet would look berry nice in. You just have to get the picture really, really fast.
12. A screaming goat statuette so you can annoy your coworkers after they spoil another podcast for you.
13. A wide-brimmed hat we promise your gorgeous head can totally pull off!
14. A hand-illustrated deck of playing cards with an old-timey, saloon-like design that's so beautiful, you may get nervous when you start to deal these cards out. Better use the cheap pharmacy-bought cards instead...
15. A pack of wine condoms for people who won't stop saying "penis grigio."
16. A shark bath bomb that spits out blood when you drop it in water. Use it if you dare.
17. A Snorlax Nintendo Switch case to help you keep your precious device safe while you're on the move. Now we just have to wait for a reason to bring it somewhere. ( •́ .̫ •̀ )
18. A Baby Yoda tiki mug that'll look sooooo cute on your bar cart, even if it's not the first glass you go for when it's cocktail time.
19. A jar of fake snow you'll love playing with until the real stuff finally arrives.
20. A yellow frame for your door that all your friends will really love.
21. An unofficial Disney park cookbook for plenty of ideas for festive foods at home. Now you just need to wish upon a star for the motivation to start cooking.
22. A pack of plastic balls so you can finally realize your dream of turning your living room into a giant ball pit. Now you just need your roommates to sign off on it.
23. A bar of sandworm soap any Beetlejuice fan would be glad to have. Too bad it's too spooky to use!
24. And a shot glass mold that's my personal favorite never-used purchase. I bought it to make cookie shots, but I mostly just use it to make ice. Still love it, though!
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