1. Dryer vent cleaners to banish all the dust and debris that's been hiding just beneath the filter that you actually do clean regularly. How sneaky!
2. Fruit and veggie wash because just rinsing with water doesn't feel like enough and using actual soap feels like too much. This spray is the middle ground and helps safely remove wax, soil, and handling residue.
3. Glossier's Boy Brow — a wonderful brow gel that can thicken, shape, and define eyebrows with just a few swipes.
4. Liquid plant food that's pretty much a multi-vitamin for your houseplant. If your green little buddy isn't growing as much as you'd like, consider a couple of drops of this elixir!
5. A cabinet paint set because actually replacing your cabinets is super expensive. This half-measure will give you the newly renovated feel without the newly renovated price tag.
6. An ink and stain remover ready to pick a fight with even the toughest of marks. Permanent marker? We'll see about that.
7. A jar of O'Keeffe's hand cream you'll want to marinate your dry paws in all winter.
8. A nail and cuticle oil to bring life back to your damaged nails, even if you did something really bad like — gasp! — peel off a gel manicure.
9. A — get this — brick dyeing kit in case you just don't like the color of the bricks you have now. This stuff chemically bonds with brick, stone, block, and mortar without ruining its wonderful texture.
10. A drain cover so you can fill your tub all the way to the tippy top.
11. And a D20-shaped bath bomb that comes with a surprise die inside!
12. A set of thick velvet slip covers to instantly transform your drab couch into something new and fabulous. Goodbye, stain-covered gray couch and HELLO new couch of my HGTV dreams.
13. A pet brush with thin, long teeth capable of getting to the undercoat. A good brushing means a silkier coat — and best of all, less shedding.
14. A suction tool that'll relieve the itchy agony of bug bites by sucking out insect venom, saliva, and other irritants under your skin. Finally, you can go outside after dark again!
15. Medicated, waterproof bandages to make your wart erupt from the depths of your skin like a gross butterfly.
16. A collagen coating hair protein treatment that'll get your dry hair back into tip-top, silky shape just in time for summer.
17. A tea organizer to ~leaf~ you with so much more space.
18. A set of light-dimming stickers, so you can finally stop shoving your pillow over your eyeballs whenever you tilt your face toward one of the LED lights blasting their glow like tiny UFOs in your room at night.
19. A wood polish that can miraculously erase water stains and scratches. Everyone will be asking where you got your brand new coffee table.
20. A jewelry cleaning pen you can count on to add new shine to your gems, no costly trip to the jeweler needed.
21. A Maybelline concealer featuring a sponge-tip applicator to cover up dark spots with total ease. Really, the sponge does most of the work for you — you just have to dab, dab, dab, and you're done.
22. A hair finishing stick to smoosh down all those annoying flyaways that escaped your bun.
23. Or an edge control gel that'll help lay edges and baby hairs for a sleek look without the unwanted flaking and residue.
24. A wood filler kit ready to turn back the hands of time to before your cat went to town on all your chair legs.
25. A long-lasting eyeshadow primer to make dang sure your perfectly blended smokey eye stays in its place from sunrise to sunset.
26. A corn stripper so easy to use, you'll be smiling from ear to ear.
27. An erase-a-hole putty to fill in pesky cracks in drywall, plaster, and wood so you can actually get that security deposit back, no matter how many holes you put into the wall.
28. A blessedly effective carpet cleaner capable of turning your brown carpet into whatever color it was when you bought it.
29. A removable faux marble adhesive so you can make all your shelves, counters, and cabinets look extra fancy, even if they came from Ikea.
30. A plastic storage container that'll stretch out the life of your produce, so you can actually eat all those fruits and veggies you bought before they get squishy.
31. All-natural multipurpose spray in a variety of fragrances to give your home that treasured "freshly cleaned top to bottom" smell.
32. Budget-friendly waterproof eyebrow wax to give your brows a little love. Just swipe on the clear, organic formula to shape, then add your favorite eyebrow gel or pencil on top for color if needed.
Promising review: "I absolutely love this and am amazed at how fuller my brows look! Application is also super easy and quick! I took three pictures. Top picture is before I applied it. Middle picture is after application. Third picture is after I've drawn a line under my brow to clean up the look and filled in some sparse areas." —P.A.
Get two from Amazon for $9.89.
33. The Pink Stuff, an all-purpose paste that you can use to clean basically anything. Scrubbing will be a thing of the past. And the future? Sparkly clean items as far as the eye can see.
Promising review: "Oh my gosh — this stuff is a life changer! Used it to get my fiberglass shower totally clean. Nothing else would get it done and this stuff brought my shower back to near new in one use. We’ve since cleaned a weird chalky film off our garage door, removed wall markings, and cleaned my storm door. We’ll never be without a jar (or three) of this stuff. Worth every penny." —Nancy F.
Get it from Amazon for $8.99.
34. Essence's Lash Princess mascara, which is well known for its shockingly low cost and ability to take your eyelashes to new great heights.
Promising review: "I am a 30 year old who has been wearing mascara since I was probably 15 or 16 and this is by far the best mascara ever. This beats Dior's almost-$40 mascara. A few times I made make up purchases based off of what reviewers and make up influencers hyped up and was disappointed, this surely wasn’t a disappointment." —Mary
Get it from Amazon for $4.99.