Robert Fitzpatrick, author of The Doomsday Code (up until yesterday the definitive book about The Rapture) is mocked in Times Square following his failure to ascend into heaven.
All over the country people went buck naked into heaven leaving their worldly clothing behind. Add your photos of raptured friends, relatives, or even yourself.
Such promptness and politeness should not go to waste. Fill out your own and leave for friends and neighbors.
Given that today is the day of the supposed Rapture, I felt that this song would be appropriate to post. Hell, If I die, I'm going out rocking.
These weapons aren't going to save your ass during the rapture, but you'll look a lot cooler than the rest of the damned.
May 21st. You still here? Fantastic! Watch this.
THERE IS STILL TIME!!!! Don't let pesky roofs and ceilings keep you from the loving arms of the LORD!
Cross off as many excuses as possible by May 22!
With the end of the world rapidly approaching, it couldn't hurt to look at how it might all go down. Or in the unlikely event the world does not end on May 21, 2011, it's still nice to know there are at least 9 real world-ending things that don't necessarily require divine intervention to end all life as we know it. (Via)
With only 3% of the world's population getting Raptured on Saturday, the rest of us better be prepared. Of course I'm not listing EVERYTHING you need. After all, how could I rule you all if I gave away my secret plan?
Buzzfeed top brass are prepared for an Internet after the Apocalypse.
Harold Camping isn't the first self-proclaimed prophet to calculate a date for the rapture. In 1833, William Miller predicted the rapture would occur around 1843. The Millerite movement gradually gained followers in the early 1840s, culminating in the Great Disappointment when Jesus failed to appear in October, 1844. Despite their disappointment, the Millerites made some interesting theological charts. Take a moment and check them out.
Sure at first it's all burning and screaming but after a decade or three it's serene and OH GOD MUTANT BIKER GANG! RUN! Looks like the number one accessory for post-Rapture survival is not water or food but good old fashioned spray paint.
This is old but it is relevant again methinks.
The Rapture is coming! One day only! This Saturday! Saturday! SATURDAY! Reserve your spot amongst the Unsaved by scrolling through and laughing at this list.