"I used to go out with a girl who had a taser gun. She was stunning."
RIP answering machines.
"I wear a bikini because the only man whose opinion matters knows what I went through to look this way."
That's what she said.
“Do you ever do this thing where…”
Baby steps, people. Inspired by this Quora thread.
::Points down at shirt instead of speaking::
Everything is NOT terrible.