Shley Nitsche

I actually just did a semester-long project on the reality of high school versus Disney Channel original movies, and I found that, both subjectively and objectively, Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior was the lowest ranking. It’s half a movie where the popular girl is running for homecoming… Read More

ROSS. AND. RACHEL. the toxicity was palpable and made me angry.

We became fast friends when college started and we met through Quidditch (yes, it’s real, but not as fun as it looks/sounds). We were super close the next year and a half, going to a concert together, staying at each other’s houses on occasion, she even joined my club. February of… Read More

Hi, big fan, love your work, etc, question: does your inner voice have your accent?

Have a Ferris Bueller-style day off senior year. Don’t tell anyone what’s going on unless they’re part of it (not even parents) and goof off with your friends for a day near the end of the year. I don’t mean test days, or when papers are due, i’m talking a random humdrum normal day… Read More

Meg (the demon) from Supernatural. She went from being the first season’s main villain to the savior of an angel. Plus, she looked badass the entire time. As bitchy as she could be, she wins my heart in the end.

Picture this: freshman year of college, homecoming football game, everyone covered in sweat and body paint, the clock ticking down to halftime. I’m sitting with my club, excited for the marching band’s halftime show. They come out and arrange themselves in various Star Wars symbols,… Read More

OMG ANASTASIA!! this movie changed my life when I was a little girl, and I will always love this movie more than just about any other movie ever

my ex and i were both in track. we had a meet when it was freezing cold. i sat normally, and to anyone else, it looked like i was just trying to cover her face so she could sleep, but in reality, she was going down on me in the middle of the bleachers. i actually had to talk to the… Read More

Birchbox! This wonderful little beauty subscription box is only $10 a month, and it's life-changing. They give you five (sometimes six) beauty samples from top-notch beauty brands, then tell you how and where to get the full product if it worked for you. My hair is picky when it comes… Read More