1. This is their home country
2. Texas can fit inside the state of West Australia. Australia is huge. We can't drive across the country for a day. It's a 6 hour plane trip if any west Aussies want to see 5sos in the next year and a half.
The venue is tiny. 7000 people. Australia is huge, huge. We were the first 5sos fans. This is their home. Aussie fans are so gutted. it takes 6 hours to fly across the country. It's not like were complaining about a 2 hour drive.
I walked into my grandmas house and she said "Gosh, you're plumping up aren't you?"
I said "that's not what I want to talk about grandma"
She said "what? Are you a lesbian or something else awful?"
Fml
one day, I was at a wedding. I was a bridesmaid. and I met my groomsman. he was lovely, and we hit it off. He took me to see this old man, and introduced me. I said, "so who's this? Your grandfather? Great uncle? Great grandad? Great uncle?"
"My dad." He said.
Mortified.
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