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    The 26 Most WTF Items On Gwyneth Paltrow's 2015 Gift Guide

    "Whether you want to spend $8 or $8000"

    Gwyneth Paltrow's infamous lifestyle blog Goop has released its 2015 gift guides, and they are incredible.

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    The page says "each and every item (a leather travel journal, monogrammed pajamas, an Hermes iWatch, a trip to the moon…) is something we’d love to give or receive."

    Yes, "a trip to the moon". That's not the only weird thing on the list though...

    1. This thing that Goop can't even tell you about because they don't know.

    Goop

    That's definitely not a trip to the moon though...

    2. This one that proves family portraiture is truly over.

    Goop

    3. This thing that is apparently "more real-deal" than a lamp.

    Goop

    4. This incredibly overpriced football.

    Goop

    5. Whatever the fuck this is.

    Goop

    6. This book for anyone with big aspirations, but few skills.

    Goop

    7. This set of dumbbells that rendered Goop "speechless".

    Goop

    8. This tank that will probably remain empty unless you have a good jellyfish guy.

    Goop

    9. This gift that gives instant bragging rights.

    Goop

    10. These cards that even have a leather card case.

    Goop

    11. These, because how else would your kids know dinner is ready?

    Goop

    12. This bulk bag of pistachio nuts.

    Goop

    Filed under "for the office secret Santa".

    13. This expensive and completely unnecessary bathroom appliance.

    Goop

    14. And THIS expensive and completely unnecessary bathroom accessory.

    Goop

    15. These cuff links that made Goop say "Ha!".

    Goop

    16. This ideal gift for anyone who goes homeware shopping at the Museum of Modern Art.

    Goop

    17. This luggage case that costs more than an airfare.

    Goop

    18. This thing for anyone lacking street cred because of their table salt.

    Goop

    19. This, which is worth waiting for.

    Goop

    20. This gift that seems less effective than a regular keychain.

    Goop

    21. This party-starter.

    Goop

    22. This overly complicated set of deconstructed matchsticks.

    Goop

    23. This fairly priced lunch bag.

    Goop

    24. This kit for anyone who's been looking everywhere for the right toilet paper.

    Goop

    25. This, for that same person who has almost reached peak toilet game.

    Goop

    26. And this bottle of personalised hot sauce.

    Goop

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