19 Foolproof Ways To Nail A First Date
And we mean ~nail~ it. Like sex.
Show up in a limousine.
But show up half an hour late.
DON'T BRING FLOWERS!
Compliment their ass.
Grill them about their parents.
Try not to ask if their siblings are hotter.
Definitely ask how hot their grandparents are.
Don't talk about your exes.
Start by quoting Shakespeare.
Don't drink too much.
Focus on one facial feature and continue to compliment it throughout the date.
Make ALL the decisions.
There's no such thing as an awkward silence.
Order a three-course meal.
Ask plenty of questions.
And slip into something a little more comfortable.
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