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zachb5

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  • Daft Punk 8 Bit Remixes

    Chiptune remix site Da Chip has released a new batch of 8 bit brilliance, this time its two full albums of Daft Punks greatest hits. Both albums are downloadable at their website.

  • FUCK NASA! (I Want to Believe)

    Hunter here knows that Nasa has been covering up the existence of extraterrestrial life for years. And his new FUCK NASA campaign is all set to blow the lid off America's biggest conspiracy. Check out his Youtube page for more videos and links to sweet ass FUCK NASA apparel...

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    zachb5 commented on What Would You Want To See Happen In A "Friends" Movie?

    You probably thought I was just some troll who's never seen the show, you're incorrect. I've seen every episode, some more than once sadly. 1 - Joey and Ross dated the same black woman - Charlie Wheeler (the lovely and talented Aisha Tyler) in seasons 9 and 10. This happened only… 

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    zachb5 commented on What Would You Want To See Happen In A "Friends" Movie?

    A series of vignettes in which all 6 characters die penniless and alone, preferably slowly from some sort of coffee related cancer. Let's face it, these people were terrible, bigoted, layabouts who deserve nothing. They were horrible to strangers, anyone not straight and white, their… 

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    zachb5 commented on 40 WTF Thoughts You Had While Watching: "Gotham"

    The only question you should be asking is: WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL WATCHING THIS DREK!?!?!?!

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    zachb5 commented on Disney Princes Ranked By How Much My Jewish Mother Would Approve

    You just reminded me why I stopped dating Jewish girls and became an Atheist... good on ya,thanks!

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    zachb5 commented on Fox Sports Host Asks To Not Boycott The NFL

    Wait, so this woman is a coward for having the stones to voice an unpopular opinion and put her reputation/career on the line? I don't think you understand what cowardice is. Cowardice is creating an anonymous Buzzfeed account just to lash out as someone you disagree with. Even… 

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    zachb5 commented on 16 TV Shows "The Simpsons" Has Parodied

    I can't believe you used #'s 13-16 but excluded The X-Files. Your list is bad and you should feel bad.

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    zachb5 commented on "Batwoman" Writers Quit After DC Comics Denies Same-Sex Wedding

    Dear DC Editorial, Please focus on crafting new and interesting characters/stories for loyal readers, not fighting social progress. Just because you're all 65 year old white men stuck in arrested development, doesn't mean your readers, writers and potential fans should be.… 

    9/5/2013

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    zachb5 commented on DC's 3D Covers Are The Most Amazing Thing To Happen To Comics

    Tanner, why do you hate comic books?

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    zachb5 commented on 22 Questions "Hook" Left Unanswered

    I hate this list almost as much as I hate Hook itself.

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    zachb5 commented on One Poet's Open Letter To Straight People

    Hate mongering is hate mongering regardless of the sexual orientation of the person spewing said hatred.

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