Ohhhhh noooo same here. But I was 14, but ohhhhhh. They were one of the main reasons I had a LiveJournal account.

Guy Berryman for me.

Grisly*

You’ve obviously never used the product in the video: Tajin. Seriously, a sprinkle works.

Fly legs. (Un)Fortunately the video of said lashes has been removed.

I clicked on this thinking it was a sloth swimsuit. Kinda disappointed that it isn’t, but it’s good enough for now.

Pageant baby face. BF calls her Spongebob Squareface. She’ll grow into it, right?

#4. “We now already resent our fiances, and can do nothing about it because you so cruelly implanted the idea in our nubile young brains so many years ago.” Nubile means sexually mature.