I’m a big fan of “sweating like a whore in church.” And maybe I’m crazy, but I swear when I was growing up, “bless your heart” was also used as a way to convey sympathy. It was all about the way you said it; inflection was everything.
Response to A 14-Year-Old Is Lucky To Be Alive After Injuring Himself Playing A Popular YouTube Game:
According to the article, he lost his balance and fell, hitting his face on a window frame. To someone clumsy like me, that sounds like a typical day. Did the game itself cause it, or is it something that could’ve happened during any kind of horseplay? Hell, I managed to sprain my ankle while driving!
This article was even funnier the second time I read it. “You can’t just buy Canada” kills me! Also, thank you for giving both the number and incorporating context clues. Now when people only say “number 20” I’ll know exactly which one it is! Makes the comments more enjoyable for me!