unibean

tell me why that placenta made me physically cringe but the others were all fine 😭

I have my mum's last name, my parents never got married but were together for almost 30 years, it's really not that deep

they don't lol I own several pairs without them, you can just have the seam run horizontal rather than vertical

in the UK in summer it gets very humid, which people don't prepare for, they then want to cool off in the water but the water is absolutely freezing even in 40 degrees weather, every summer there's a slew of drownings because of it. Also stabbings, like loads of them lol

not sure if it counts because I technically instigated it, but I can't burp, I made a bet with my little brother like 3 years ago and now I physically can't do it lol

I got maths......I don't think so lol, I barely passed my maths gsce

periods. (this is a generalist of course because some men menstruate and not all women do) but as someone with a pretty unreliable cycle and some pretty bad symptoms, I have to plan my whole wardrobe, travel and eating patterns around it.

I'm from the UK, we don't all care about the monarchy, we're not all patriotic and there's more that three accents (posh, pirate and northern)

a washcloth is called a flannel because it's made of flannel, also hundreds and thousands are a specific kind of sprinkle

apparently I have 5 years left to live 😭