Split this sodding infinitive. NSFW, obviously.
Note: The outcome of the independence referendum may depend on your score.
All of these things will definitely happen.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly has made the rounds on social media, but can you guess what film each of the following tweeters are referring to?
Where exactly is London, anyway?
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No.
They boldly went where no sex geckos had gone before. RIP sex geckos.
Do you know your Bangor from your…other Bangor? Test your UK general knowledge here.
“I’m so hungover I think I may cry vomit.”
They just can’t. They simply cannot.
Are you a diKNOWsaur or a diNOPEsaur?
All your fan art can become reality.
Being on time is hard. We’re very sorry, early people.
“Hi, my name’s Khaleesi. Khaleesi Jenkins.”
This train calls at all stations to King’s Landing.
Remember these like a goldfish.
“This is how Planet of the Apes started.” Or maybe not.
Pedantry level: infinite.
Finally, a simple and entirely accurate guide to how sex works.