Being on time is hard. We’re very sorry, early people.
“Hi, my name’s Khaleesi. Khaleesi Jenkins.”
This train calls at all stations to King’s Landing.
Remember these like a goldfish.
“This is how Planet of the Apes started.” Or maybe not.
Pedantry level: infinite.
Finally, a simple and entirely accurate guide to how sex works.
Can’t live with it, can’t live without it. It’s complicated.
True fact: All Scots love kissing Highland cattle.
Conclusive proof that these are the best jokes.
Can you tell natural selection from somebody messing about with copy and paste? Featuring the Photoshop work of @QuebecTango.
Can you tell your royal babies apart? Clue: Prince George is the one who looks like Prince George.
An entirely accurate discussion.
Sarcastic Resting Voice is the new Bitchy Resting Face.
Good news: Scotland is not under attack by flying boats.
Ginger people, rejoice. You’ll be around for a long time to come.