TL;DR: You won’t need to wear a hazmat suit to any cocktail parties any time soon.
Everything you need to know about life is right here.
What film features both “man in underwear” and “false promise of the American dream”?
Go home nature and think about what you’ve done.
If you believe everything you read in the news, that is. Which – SPOILER – you shouldn’t.
This is how you know where you are.
Life? Don’t talk to me about life.
Apparently they’ve been hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Sneaky mountains.
Just how much tea do British people drink anyway?
Cockwomble or arsebadger?
It looks like you’re trying to break up with someone! Would you like me to help you with that?
Are you totally chill, or an enormous green rage monster? Test your fury.
Spoiler: Some of these involve tea.
“You put the music back in the box with a pencil?”
Winter is brazenly stepping out in a daring, figure-hugging dress.
Job-hunting cliches, translated.
The saddest page on the internet.
Things can get pretty intense in a Lancashire market town. With thanks to the Chorley News Billboards Facebook page.
An apparently pre-programmed promotional post from the late comedian was swiftly deleted.