Will the Tories be pleased with you?
The press hates you, lots of your party hates you – can you make it through a week without resigning?
“Nik-Naks turned my bellend orange” – and other profound truths.
You’ll never look at the phrase “pulled pork” the same way again.
Everybody stand for the national anthem of the People’s Republic of New Corbania.
Es gibt über vier Millionen syrische Flüchtlinge weltweit. So sieht das genauer aus.
There are over 4 million Syrian refugees around the world. This is what that looks like.
The World Health Organization says that an interim analysis of a potential Ebola vaccine shows “100% efficacy in individuals”.
“The Dog & The Labour Theory Of Value.”
Can you do better than the current candidates? Probably, yes.
Three highly quotable men. Three must-read autobiographies. One surprisingly difficult quiz.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Large glass of schnapps, delete all your apps.
“Channing Tatum even looks handsome having a wee.”
Against all odds, in a display of incredible courage, thousands of Londoners are bravely watching daytime TV in their pants.
Sure, Apple are paying artists now, but we’re still waiting for another series of Orange Is The New Black, sooo….
Are these actual quotes from E.L. James’ new Fifty Shades book, or ones we just made up? (NSFW, obviously.)
At last, we can talk to our friends again!
Spoiler warning: those Velociraptors aren’t actually Velociraptors.
“Why are you wearing your hat indoors?”