Spoiler alert: You’ve already seen this movie.
High School friends, mothers, and interrupted naps. And you thought college was hard.
It’s not that you’re unemployable…it just seems that way.
It doesn’t matter where they’re going…they’re going to end up sitting next to you.
Moving: the only time in your life when you realize exactly how much stuff you actually own.
Because people that pay $12 to watch a film are inherently a little bit crazy.
Who knew Prime Time would take a lot of time?
Watching cheesy Netflix movies just isn’t the same when you’re alone forever.
I swear there wasn’t this many people on campus last week…
When side streets won’t get you there, the highway will. There’s only a 100% greater chance of dying!
I swear tourists have no idea where they actually are.
In less ABBA-inspired words: They should allow me into their circle. Or you know…just hire me.
The most awkward phenomena ever to hit college cafeterias.
You see them texting in class. You try to chat them up at parties. You have no idea what their names are.
It’s not all bleached blondes and skateboarders. Wait a second…
Because Professors don’t understand the meaning of the word “variety”.
You sit next to them in class. You see them at parties. You have no idea what their names are.
Who knew you had that many.