The 22 Stages Of Moving

Moving: the only time in your life when you realize exactly how much stuff you actually own.

So you found a new place to live- a better place to live. Or you were kicked out. Either way its time to move!

1. You're eager to begin...

2. And in complete denial of how long it will take...

3. Then you realize how much stuff you actually own...

4. You wonder where it all came from...

5. Either way you have to start packing up boxes...

6. This goes well until you get tired...

7. Or find something fun to play with...

8. When you get back to packing, you have no idea where you left off...

9. You have some moments of doubt...

10. Your friends all seem to be so happy...

How dare they go out when you're stuck doing manual labor.

11. All of sudden you begin to think it's do-able...

You are an adult. You can move!

It never does.

12. Then you find something that's so disgusting you lose all faith in yourself and your general cleanliness...

Where did it come from? How long has it been there? What is it exactly?

13. You begin to think you will never get this done...

14. You call all your friends begging for help...

15. They say that they're too busy...

They aren't. They're just as lazy as you are.

16. People ask you what's taking so long...

17. Crunch mode. Everything's going in the trash...

Seriously everything...

18. Then you have a drink...because you deserve it.

19. Then, before you know it, you're almost finished...

20. The final stretch...

21. Then you're done...

See that wasn't so bad...

22. Next time your friends are moving and ask for help, you'll know what to do:

But just remember...