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  • Rumored Four Loko Ban

    The FDA is purportedly investigating into Four Loko, aka the nectar of the gods, continuing its crusade against alcoholic energy drinks. College students across the country have already begun stocking up: a Syracuse University student recently spent $150 buying out all the local supplies. But how else will we ever consume both liquor and caffeine simultaneously now? View Image ›

    Josh Fjelstad 3 years ago 26 responses

  • Death By Caffeine

    A helpful way to determine exactly how many of a specific caffeinated beverage you can consume before dying. It is not easy to die by Sparks; can we really not keep it?

    Amanda Dobbins 5 years ago respond

  • Dear Sparks, Miss U: A Eulogy

    This is probably the greatest eulogy ever written — not just for Sparks, but for anything in the entire world in the history of time. All Sparks ever really wanted was to get blurbed about. And now, they have. (miss u)

    Brian Ries 5 years ago respond

  • The Last Days of Sparks

    MillerCoors LLC announced it will remove caffeine, taurine, guarana and ginseng from the alcoholic energy drink, and will not produce caffeinated alcohol beverages in the future. Hey, look on the bright side: now you finally have an excuse to sit home and watch reruns of The Ghost Whisperer.

    Eliot Glazer 5 years ago respond


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