A 25 acre fire sparked by a golf ball hitting a rock makes the cliched phrase, “anything’s possible,” ring true. After this, golfers will not only worry about coming in under par, but will also stress about burning down the golf course or worse.
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A helpful way to determine exactly how many of a specific caffeinated beverage you can consume before dying. It is not easy to die by Sparks; can we really not keep it?
Michael F. Jacobson is the guy who convinced five states’ attorneys that Sparks is (was) dangerous and therefore he is the biggest party pooper around. May he rest forever lame on the internet.
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This is probably the greatest eulogy ever written — not just for Sparks, but for anything in the entire world in the history of time. All Sparks ever really wanted was to get blurbed about. And now, they have. (miss u)
With the news that Miller is discontinuing Sparks (aka the Hipster Beverage Of Choice), we bring you a public service how-to on making your own malt liquor/energy drink.
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MillerCoors LLC announced it will remove caffeine, taurine, guarana and ginseng from the alcoholic energy drink, and will not produce caffeinated alcohol beverages in the future. Hey, look on the bright side: now you finally have an excuse to sit home and watch reruns of The Ghost Whisperer.