Summer Anne Burton made their 50th BuzzFeed post on May 05! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used Summer Anne Burton's account to make one post each, in which case Summer Anne Burton should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaâ€‹tions to Summer Anne Burton! Here's to 50 more!
Summer Anne Burton made their 1000th post on Oct 21! That is more than 10 times as many paragraphs as there in Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason. According to logic, this person must therefore be one of the greatest intellects in BuzzFeed's history.
Summer Anne Burton has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on Apr 08! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
Summer Anne Burton has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on Apr 09! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
Summer Anne Burton has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on May 29! More people have looked at Summer Anne Burton's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)
Summer Anne Burton has received more than 1,000,000 views to one of their posts on Jul 23! This is a phenomenal amount of views. More people have viewed Summer Anne Burton's post than currently live in the state of Rhode Island. Wow.