Honestly, for someone like me with zero fashion sense, this would be really helpful. I’d take this any day over instructions to wear clothes that ‘fit the vibe of the store’

No. Stop. Sunscreen tips are great, but seriously? Makeup at the beach?

What the actual fuck? How could someone who writes that poorly get into college? I’m an engineer, so I’m expected to be good at math, but barely literate, and I can even do better than that.  (I’m outraged at all the other stuff too, but it seems like the other comments had it covered)

Number 7 is an ENTIRELY appropriate warning. That scene is still terrifying. All the other reviews are super hilarious though. Especially the implied erection ones. It’s a joke for adults. If your 3 year old understands that much innuendo, there’s a problem.

Recent grads think they don’t need networking because we’ve never been shown anything different. Number of interviews and job offers I’ve gotten by having a good resume and applying EVERYWHERE: 10. Number of interviews and job offers I’ve gotten through active networking: 0. I’ll stick with what works, thanks all the same. (For reference, I’m 22 and in my first job after college. It’s a well paying job in my field of study)

This is adorable! Now I wanna have a big makeup party like back in middle school, except this time I’ll be inviting my guy friends too.

The commentary on this was so fun! Kudos to you article writer

A+++ in fierceness. D- in convincing me that you would actually kill someone.

#9 can be false if you have a predisposition to anything knee related! I began training for a 5k (I was athletic, but never did much running. I was a swimmer and water polo player), and I ignored my knees when they started hurting until it got so bad I could barely walk. Now months of physical therapy later, I can comfortably go up stairs again! I’m not really trying to rag on the list author here, I just want to encourage people to pay attention to their bodies.

Eeep! I thought you were just going to have “Closer”, but the video is Tegan and Sara’s whole set! So excited to watch it!