The former Sheffield United striker, who spent two and half years in jail for rape, says he will continue to fight to clear his name. And he wants to play football again.
It’s grim up north London.
This man sat in a bin is so Mancunian, no one can understand a word he’s saying.
CCTV News, the broadcaster owned by the Chinese government, warned citizens not to pick an English name that would be considered strange by native English speakers, such as Dumbledore, Lawyer, or Satan.
The former East 17 singer turned up unexpectedly at Downing Street on Monday afternoon with a ring binder full of “evidence” and asked to see David Cameron.
When YOU see a strawberry that looks a bit like a penis, you know who to call: your local newspaper.
David Cavell thought he had ordered a “merman” outfit online for a charity swim. But as his daughter pointed out, he had in fact bought a full-length gimp suit.
We’re not kidding – this is extremely NSFW.
If at first you don’t succeed, get a tattoo on your bum. Via The Tab.
“No, it’s not a penis, it’s just a…thing.”
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
When a man is tired of Spoons, he is tired of life.
Achievement unlocked: Rock your baby to sleep using a power drill.
It’s not just you. Your Wi-Fi probably is slower than it should be, and this is why.
Last night it looked like the president of UCL had sent a one-word email in error to the university’s entire student population. It wasn’t from him, but that didn’t stop students hitting reply-all some 3,000 times.
Actually, I think I’ll just play indoors today, thanks.
“Happy birthday poo face!”
Ever wondered what Big Ben – the bell – actually looks like?
Brenda Leyland was found dead days after being accused on Sky News of trolling the parents of Madeleine McCann. Since then thousands of tweets from her deleted Twitter account have emerged.
Short version: They might have been made up by people on the internet.