It was about opening an exhibition at the Science Museum.
Newsbombing spiders are the new newsbombing seagulls.
This is an issue of national importance. Stand firm, mustard fans.
“We have frozen our energy prices. Here is a sad Orangutan.”
While this sounds like it’s made up, it actually did just happen. And yes, they do say “to me, to you” a lot.
The former Sheffield United striker said he would continue to fight to clear his name. And he wants to play football again.
It’s grim up north London.
This man sat in a bin is so Mancunian, no one can understand a word he’s saying.
CCTV News, the broadcaster owned by the Chinese government, warned citizens not to pick an English name that would be considered strange by native English speakers, such as Dumbledore, Lawyer, or Satan.
The former East 17 singer turned up unexpectedly at Downing Street on Monday afternoon with a ring binder full of “evidence” and asked to see David Cameron.
When YOU see a strawberry that looks a bit like a penis, you know who to call: your local newspaper.
David Cavell thought he had ordered a “merman” outfit online for a charity swim. But as his daughter pointed out, he had in fact bought a full-length gimp suit.
We’re not kidding – this is extremely NSFW.
If at first you don’t succeed, get a tattoo on your bum. Via The Tab.
“No, it’s not a penis, it’s just a…thing.”
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
When a man is tired of Spoons, he is tired of life.
Achievement unlocked: Rock your baby to sleep using a power drill.
It’s not just you. Your Wi-Fi probably is slower than it should be, and this is why.