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Why Detox From RuPaul's Drag Race Was Wronged - A Misfit Model Mash-Up!
International Model, Neva Reese was devastated with RuPaul's Drag Race hopeful, Detox, came in fourth place. Finding inspiration in fashion, music, and the Misfits (Jem and the Holograms arch rival), Neva shows you how to get tacos in dowtown Los Angeles and is not sorry bout it. For more Neva Reese: International Model! check out The Octocorn Network.
May 6, 2013, 7:45 PM
Why Must Romance Be So Awkward? (Based On A True Story!)
Romance is hard enough when you are not confined to a blanket. In the sequel to "Good Company", Carl Good finds himself in Linda's pants, a fight, and being stared down by Grumpy Cat. Based on a true story.
Jan 21, 2013, 10:11 PM
Get Married By A Robot In The USA!
Of course Japan would be the first in robot marriage, but the first American couple added unique style to further compliment their unique wedding. Playing Europe's "The Final Countdown" on his entrance, the robot named "Father Emiglio" delivered snappy banter with his co-human minister and played the Starland Vocalband's "Afternoon Delight" as the couple shared their first kiss. <3
Nov 10, 2012, 4:43 AM
Need A Lawyer? Call Dracula, Wolfman & Frankenstein - Monster Attorneys At Law!
BOO! The legal world is scary and can be downright monstrous. You need an attorney who is both unafraid of the law and can frighten any judge into a verdict in your favor. This is what Dracula Wolfman & Frankenstein specialize in - monster attorneys at law! ****ATTENTION ALL MONSTER ATTORNEYS!**** We are always on the lookout for spook-tacular new talent! If you are a monster in the San Fernando Valley area looking for a competitive salary, excellent benefits and a generous 401(k) package, please send all resumes to monster.attorney.info@gmail.com with an attention to Blair Witcher in Unhman Resources. NO ZOMBIES, NO EXCEPTIONS!
Oct 29, 2012, 10:29 PM

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eve.esq commented on What's Your Favorite Movie Scene From The Old Hollywood Era?
Barbara Stanwyck seduces an obviously hot and bothered Henry Fonda on luxury ocean liner in The Lady Eve. Fonda's eyes are closed the entire time and you just watch this man begin to sweat in real time as Stanwyck devilishly plays with his hair. It's as potent as that damn perfume…
1/6/2021
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eve.esq commented on What's Your Favorite Moment From The Women Of "SNL"?
In the legendary Chippendales sketch with Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley, Jan Hooks plays one of the interviewers. While the men are dancing, the look on her face that conveys just how seriously she is taking her job and that this is 100% not a joke sells the entire sketch and cracks…
1/17/2020
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eve.esq commented on 50 Things From The '90s That If You're Over 35 Will Make You Say, "Whoa, Haven't Thought About That In Years"
#49 is my bf and he’s one of the kindest people I’ve ever met.
8/26/2019
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eve.esq commented on 21 Jokes Women Tweeted This Week That Are Actually Hilarious
Shitty title
8/26/2019
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eve.esq commented on 11 Hilarious Stories Of How People Quit Their Jobs
I once had a female boss call me in to write me up because she noticed the following pattern: every month, I used a few hours of sick time a month because of cramps. It happened period-ically.
6/13/2019
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eve.esq commented on 23 Employees Shared Their Dirtiest Company Secrets And I Am Not OK
You're not paying for a box of dye, you are paying for service and cost of operation. I'm paying someone to do a better job than me with better tools. I'm gladly forking over some cash for that.
2/20/2019
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eve.esq commented on We Want To Hear The Unusual Backstory To How You Got Your Name
My name is Neva and I was named after my great-grandmother Faye. Faye was her middle name and decided to go by that after she got married to my great-grandfather whose last name began with an F. Now that I'm an adult, I continue that tradition by also not going by that name.
1/28/2019
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eve.esq commented on Tell Us The Biggest "Green Flag" You've Ever Experienced On A Date
I had just officially separated from my abusive ex-husband when I got asked on a date. My only request was that I wanted to go somewhere that had good pie. After we ate, I went to choose what pie I wanted - my ex used to tell me I shouldn't have any pie because I should watch my weight…
11/16/2018
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eve.esq commented on What '80s Movie Or TV Character Sparked Your Sexual Awakening?
I was in Camp Fire girl in rural Idaho and once a year, the kids who were aged 12 and up got to have a sleepover in the rec hall of a church. The first year I got to attend was 1992 and everyone who had been there in years past was excited to watch Labyrinth. Labyrinth was a tradition…
5/8/2018
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eve.esq commented on Tell Us About The Absolute Best Meals In Your Home Town
Finger Steaks from Idaho. Invented in Boise, these are strips of steak, battered and fried. They are absolute heaven and not found outside of Idaho. I speak of them in very loving terms and nobody has been able to figure out why they haven't made it outside the state. When I go home,…
3/8/2018
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