Only funny because TRUE.
Only funny because TRUE.
“Ish” is the new safe-for-work word for “shit.” Stupid. But you know what’s not stupid? That foot hammock! Shut up and take my money!!
Poor beautiful kitty! Why didn’t your human fix it so the hammock didn’t swing? What a frustrating four months of getting dumped on your head! But I love the hammock, nothing feels better than sleeping in one. I’m glad you figured it out! Determined kitty never quits!
Ugh. Everyone in your thirties who was like “YUP” to this entire article, raise your hand. No don’t, that takes effort. Let’s all just take a nap. Zzzzzzzzzz….
The Hot Zone was such an amazing book, I’ve read it at least five times now. It absolutely scares me to death. I agree that Ebola Zaire is an apocalyptic disease and may very well be the end of life as we know. But the truth is, there’s nothing we can do to stop it. When you treat Mother Earth as we have done, She will rid herself of the pestilence by whatever means necessary. All we can do is live our lives to the fullest and hug our babies tighter. We can pray for a vaccine or a cure, but we all know that if She doesn’t get us with this, She will get us some other way.
I never had one of these dolls and I don’t think I ever even heard of one until last month. I was walking through the mall with my mother-in-law and we came upon this gargantuan store. It’s as big as a department store. It looks like someone vomited Pepto Bismol throughout the entire store, and I was appalled at the prices. I mean, really, REALLY ridiculous prices. And no wonder, because they have to afford all that ridiculous mall space somehow! The dolls are cute, and the outfits are cute, and things like doll headgear, glasses, wheelchairs, leg braces, etc. are all a great way to make little girls feel better about themselves. But at what cost? You could spend a thousand dollars in that store on one doll and a few outfits! I’d rather spend that money on taking my daughter on fun vacations, investing in art classes and skating lessons, buying her amazing books. You know, things that will educate her, help her grow as a person, and bond with me. NOT on some silly doll. This crap is what’s wrong with our country. Totally screwed up priorities.
‘77 ave sucked at this quiz. I also absolutely refuse to believe Kurt Loder is 69. WTF? He’s older than my dad! Insane.
I know but it’s not that I’ve forgotten them, it’s that I’ve never heard of them at all.
I grew up in the 80s and I don’t remember a single one of these. I had a Popple but it was just an ordinary people one. What happened to Rainbow Brite, Strawberry Shortcake, My Little Pony, ZOIDS, G.I. Joe, Thundercats and He-Man? That’s what I remember.
How could you leave out Melisandre? The red witch is the baddest bitch of them all!
OVERDRAMATIC?! Really, Buzzfeed? It’s like you don’t know me at all. Okay, you totally do.
Pain is your body’s way of telling you “hey bitch, you’re doing it wrong!” If it hurts, stop. No woman ever lay on her death bed and said “I wish I had worn heels more often!”
I’ve never heard of, or seen, these hideous “shoes” before, but I can assure you this. Putting glitter on a turd still leaves you with a turd. A shiny turd. These turds are not going to be acceptable for any formal occasion.
When I read the title of this article, I immediately thought “this list is completely irrelevant if Fast Car is not number one.” Good job!
I started using Unroll.me two months ago A’s the results are amazing. I get one email a day (plus the occasional one from friends or family) ave I scan it quickly and delete it. It cut my email time down by 99% and I am thrilled.
These have to be the absolute worst Mother’s Day gift ideas I’ve ever seen. You might as well say “here Mom, I got this at a yard sale for a dollar.” And seriously, a mug with the word “fucking” on it? My mother would be polite, but my Dad would slap the crap out of me for disrespecting my mother like that. And the jewelry?! It’s your mom a teenage hippie? Because otherwise, NO.
Haha! Just give him some time!
Justin Bieber, you’ve met your match. There is a bigger douchenozzle on the planet than you.