“Colour, colour, what colour do you choose?”
“Do whatever you want, men.”
TY 4 taking my embarrassing teenage years to the grave. CheerzZzZ \m/
Because there is more to India than cricket.
“I want to replace Shah Rukh Khan.”
I’ve got 99 problems and they’re literally all presentations.
Eid = Biryani + Sheerkhurma + MONEY.
The world’s 31st best billiards player has a twin handicap, but that’s not stopping him from competing.
100% guarantee or paisa vapis.
More like “game of dhols.”
The 90s was a decade of bad hair days. Bollywood gets Slidey Things!
So don’t worry. There’s still hope for you.
“Beta, you’re looking so healthy.”
She changed her mind, and “the new one works.”
Take the test to know if you’ve graduated from didi to aunty.
What does (random Urdu word) mean?
Hey baby, make my zindagi gulzar already.
Weekends = Working from home.