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Does Your Brother Really Deserve A Rakhi?

Put his bhaigiri to the test.

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    He's never put the blame on you for something he did
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    He sometimes took the blame on himself for something you did
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    He always let you enter his room without threatening you
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    And took permission to enter yours
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    He taught you how to arm wrestle
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    He let you use cuss words
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    He taught you new ones
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    He helped you hone your debate skills by arguing with you
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    He gave you free self-defense lessons by getting in fights with you
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    He never tried to convince you that you're adopted (unless you actually are)
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    He acknowledged your existence at school
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    And introduced you to his cool classmates
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    He blackmailed you but never followed up
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    He isn't responsible for any injuries you've sustained
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    He becomes your bodyguard wherever you go
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    He taught you how to play a sport and ace it
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    He didn’t call you embarrassing nicknames in front of your friends
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    He helped do the dishes and jhadoo-poncha
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    He never stole, hid, or vandalized your toys
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    He let you play with his toys and Pokémon Cards
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    He pretended not to know you had a crush on his best friend
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    He did your homework at least once
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    He introduced you to your favourite music
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    He remembers your birthday
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    He let you be on his team in Counter Strike
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    He nurtured you into thinking like a pervert
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    He's serenaded you with 'Ek Hazaaron Mein Meri Behna Hai' at least once
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    And he never minded you singing 'Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibhana' in return
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    He found your diary and pretended to not have read it
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    None of his many practical jokes were actually destructive
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    Your t-shirt collection is extra cool because he lets you steal his
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    Growing up with him has raised you into a badass human
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    So he trusts you to navigate the world on your own
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    But you also know that no matter what, he's got your back
 
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