He's never put the blame on you for something he didHe sometimes took the blame on himself for something you didHe always let you enter his room without threatening youAnd took permission to enter yoursHe taught you how to arm wrestleHe let you use cuss wordsHe taught you new onesHe helped you hone your debate skills by arguing with youHe gave you free self-defense lessons by getting in fights with youHe never tried to convince you that you're adopted (unless you actually are)He acknowledged your existence at schoolAnd introduced you to his cool classmatesHe blackmailed you but never followed upHe isn't responsible for any injuries you've sustainedHe becomes your bodyguard wherever you goHe taught you how to play a sport and ace itHe didn’t call you embarrassing nicknames in front of your friendsHe helped do the dishes and jhadoo-ponchaHe never stole, hid, or vandalized your toysHe let you play with his toys and Pokémon CardsHe pretended not to know you had a crush on his best friendHe did your homework at least onceHe introduced you to your favourite musicHe remembers your birthdayHe let you be on his team in Counter StrikeHe nurtured you into thinking like a pervertHe's serenaded you with 'Ek Hazaaron Mein Meri Behna Hai' at least onceAnd he never minded you singing 'Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibhana' in returnHe found your diary and pretended to not have read itNone of his many practical jokes were actually destructiveYour t-shirt collection is extra cool because he lets you steal hisGrowing up with him has raised you into a badass humanSo he trusts you to navigate the world on your ownBut you also know that no matter what, he's got your back
Does Your Brother Really Deserve A Rakhi?
No. Nop. Nope. Come here, you, let me offer you a comforting hug first. You’ve got troublemaker for a brother who made your childhood a rough patch. Tie a Rakhi only if your parents are insisting and you’re getting a massive gift in return.
Your relationship is one from a Bollywood film where you have beautiful love-hate thing going on with your brother. He could be given a Rakhi but not before a thoughtful gift has been presented.
The holy heavens have bestowed on you an enviably perfect brother. He could very well be Arbaaz Khan from Pyaar Kiya Toh Darna Kya cuz only the best will suffice for his behna. Give that man a Rakhi that's dripping with love right now.