If Disney Princesses Were Chris Hemsworth

~A whole new Hemsworth.~

1. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

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Plot: Chris Hemsworth does housework for a bunch of dudes before eating a bad apple and falling asleep because he's a delicate fucking flower.

2. Cinderella

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Plot: Chris Hemsworth does housework for a bunch of ladies before being rescued by a dude because he is not only a delicate fucking flower but also has really good taste in shoes.

3. Sleeping Beauty

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Plot: Chris Hemsworth pricks his finger while sewing and falls asleep for 100 years because he’s a really delicate fucking flower.

4. The Little Mermaid

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Plot: Chris Hemsworth swaps his tail and seashell bra for some legs so he can bone a human prince because he's a horny fucking flower.

5. Beauty and the Beast

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Plot: Chris Hemsworth almost ruins everything when he tries to touch a delicate fucking flower.

6. Aladdin

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Plot: Chris Hemsworth escapes the confines of his castle and goes on a magic carpet ride around the world because he is sick of being treated like a delicate fucking flower.

7. Pocahontas

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Plot: Chris Hemsworth paints with all the colours of the delicate fucking flowers of the wind.

8. Mulan

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Plot: Chris Hemsworth defies his family and goes off to war because he's no delicate fucking flower.

9. The Princess and the Frog

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Plot: Chris Hemsworth fucks a frog.