You’re like one of the girls.
You don’t give a damn about your bad reputation.
Beanies on fleek. (Translation: They’re cool.)
Spoiler: Things are much worse than you think.
Because hair flipping is a language all its own.
We’re not small. We’re fun-size.
Hint: Not at the Disney Store.
After this your own enemies won’t seem as bad. Or it might just give you some new ideas on how to deal with them.
Because if you adopt these no one can bring you down from your throne. Plus, it’s two of the Internet’s favorite things: lists and quotes.
Who runs the Fashion World? Boys… at least for today.
It’s not hard to make someone smile every single day.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by New Year’s Eve.