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Jason Greenberg

Linguistics MA student and personal trainer.

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What's Your Favorite Song Cover?
So many songs, so many different ways to hear them. Add your own!
Aug 3, 2016, 6:08 PM
The Definitive Ranking Of All "Grey's Anatomy" Main Characters By Awesomeness
Twelve seasons, twenty-eight regulars, and a whole lot of dah-RAMA!
Jul 29, 2016, 2:32 AM
The Definitive Ranking Of The Nine "Sense8" Story Lines
The Wachowskis' new foray into television has a lot to offer. But when you have eight main characters in eight different parts of the world IN ADDITION TO the overarching sci-fi plot, you're going to have to kick your attention span into high gear!
Jun 22, 2015, 4:08 PM
Nine Characters Who MUST Be Brought Back On "Once Upon A Time"
The showrunners have worked their magic before—pun intended. Can they do it again in September? MINOR SPOILERS!
May 5, 2015, 3:16 AM

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Jason Greenberg commented on What's Your Worst Experience As An RA In College?
On April Fool's Day of 2011, I went into the hall bathroom and immediately discovered what the annual prank had been: someone had placed live fish—guppies, perhaps—in the toilet bowls. There was one fish per bowl, and the poor little things were half-hidden, with their heads poking…
7/7/2017
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Jason Greenberg commented on How Intelligent Are You?
#2 is embarrassingly esoteric. How could anyone who's never used Twitter be able to understand that?
8/7/2015
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Jason Greenberg commented on The Definitive Ranking Of The "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" Books
Re #12: That's the first time I've ever heard someone so unsure of how to spell the word "thereof" that the vile "their of" had to be created. *shudder*
7/6/2015
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Jason Greenberg commented on Are Your Subway Habits Normal?
Dr. Zizmor actually works out at my gym. One time he asked one of the women at the front desk to spot him a few bucks. Um…if you have the money to pay for those tacky posters riddled with typographical errors, you have enough for a cab, honey.
11/5/2014
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Jason Greenberg commented on 28 White People Who Need To Be Stopped Right Now
Girl, if you refer to a reappropriated hairstyle on your pale head as "corn rolls"—yes, "rolls"—you do not deserve to have the Twitter name "yoncé." I'll sic the Beygency on you as soon as I get Taran Killam and Jay Pharaoh's numbers.
9/24/2014
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Jason Greenberg commented on Elders Reacting To The "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Trailer Is The Best Thing You'll See Today
I can't be the only one who thinks this, but the Fine Brothers' dad is a silver fox. *applause*
9/12/2014
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Jason Greenberg commented on The 27 Most Comforting Feelings In The Whole Wide World
Regarding #16: How could anyone—ANYONE—ever like the sound of computer keys?! Whenever I hear it, I want to punch the wall or take a flying leap! I've had to wear earplugs and noise-canceling headphones in school and at work for years just to block out that terrible…
4/10/2014
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Jason Greenberg commented on Absurd Misheard Song Lyrics
The first time I heard Rihanna's "Pon de Replay," I thought she was singing, "Oh, Mr. Deejay, would you <i>take a piece of gum</i>," instead of "<b>turn the music up</b>."
10/9/2013
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Jason Greenberg commented on The Four Characters Played By Brad Pitt, Man God
One of his most iconic roles is missing. Tyler Durden in "Fight Club," anyone? That character was all four of the above categories at once! (Yummy.)
6/28/2013
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Jason Greenberg commented on How Should You Feel About The New England Patriots Signing Tim Tebow?
Does <i>anyone</i> remember that Focus on the Family commercial he was in a few years back? Focus on the Family opposes LGBT rights, divorce, abortion, and even evolution, and this guy still endorsed the organization. Why people like Tebow in light of his discriminatory and backward…
6/11/2013
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