equine909

I made cookies for dinner and left the dirty dishes in the sink overnight. I'm WILD.

My kitty (who has since passed away from congestive heart failure) loved to clean my dog's ears. She would sneak up on him while he was sleeping, flip up his ears and start cleaning them. If he lifted his head up at all to look at her, she'd smack him with her paws until he laid back… Read More

One time I was drunk and I left my phone on a 7-11 counter. Came back five minutes later and someone had already stolen it. I cried hysterically NOT because I had lost my phone, but because I was going to have to replace all my bejeweled blitz high scores. #firstworldproblems

"Do you think that maybe Aladdin would have wanted a trampoline instead?" "Uh...why?" "Because you can't fall off a trampoline"

I walked uphill in the snow to my back to back 3 hour lectures

From Pennsylvania: “Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece… Read More

I don't remember what I did, but when I was in high school, I really upset my mom. I do remember her taking away my phone, my car keys and - wait for it - all of my shoes. I had to wear my sister's shoes for a week until I snuck into my mom's closet and stole a pair back. No idea… Read More

Rutgers grease trucks. Forever!

Not me but my sister was the dog from Peter Pan. She had no lines, just had to crawl around on all fours and bark a couple times. I made fun of her for such a long time.

I was doing a yoga class through my gym, and the instructor started leading us through some difficult moves. I have bad knees and wasn't able to follow, so I waited in child's pose for her to finish. After a couple of minutes, I looked around and almost everyone was in child's pose.… Read More